Fwd: FW: Dr. Charles Krauthammer

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Subject: Fwd: Dr. Charles Krauthammer
Dr. Charles Krauthammer.

A BRILLIANT MAN!!!


1. Born: March 13, 1950.
2. Birthplace: New York City, New York.
3. Raised in Montreal, Canada.
4. Attended Mc Gill University and Harvard Medical School.
5. 1972 diving accident left him paralyzed from the neck on down.
6. Directed psychiatric research for the Carter administration.
7. Began writing career in 1981 with The New Republic.
8. Helped develop the "Reagan Doctrine" in the 80's.
9. Appointed to Presidential Council on Bioethics in 2002.

Dr. Krauthammer is frequently on the Fox News Channel.  He is an M.D., a lawyer and is paralyzed from the neck down.  A friend went to hear Charles Krauthammer.  He listened with 25 others in a closed room.  What he says here is NOT 2nd-hand but 1st.  The ramifications are staggering for us, our children and their children.

Last Monday was a profound evening.  Dr. Charles Krauthammer spoke to the Center for the American Experiment.  He is a brilliant intellectual, seasoned & articulate.  He is forthright and careful in his analysis and never resorts to emotions or personal insults.  He is NOT a fear monger, nor an extremist, in his comments and views.  He is a fiscal conservative and has received a Pulitzer Prize for writing.  He is a frequent contributor to Fox News and writes weekly for the Washington Post.

The entire room was held spellbound during his talk.  I have summarized his comments, as we are living in uncharted waters economically and internationally.

Even 2 Dems at my table agreed with everything he said!  If you feel like forwarding this to those who are open minded and have not drunk the Kool-Aid, feel free....

Summary of his comments:

1.       Mr. Obama is a very intellectual, charming individual.  He is not to be underestimated.  He is a cool customer who doesn't show his emotions.  It's very hard to know what's behind the mask.  The taking down of the Clinton dynasty was an amazing accomplishment.  The Clintons still do not understand what hit them.  Obama was in the perfect place at the perfect time.
2.       Obama has political skills comparable to Reagan and Clinton.  He has a way of making you think he's on your side, agreeing with your position, while doing the opposite.  Pay no attention to what he SAYS; rather, watch what he DOES!!!
3.       Obama has a ruthless quest for power.  He did not come to Washington to make something out of himself but rather to change everything, including dismantling capitalism.  He can't be straight forward on his ambitions, as the public would not go along.  He has a heavy hand and wants to level the playing field with income redistribution and punishment to the achievers of society.  He would like to model the USA to Great Britain or Canada.
4.       His three main goals are to control ENERGY, PUBLIC EDUCATION and NATIONAL HEALTHCARE by the Federal government.  He doesn't care about the auto or financial services industries but got them as an early bonus.  The cap and trade will add costs to everything and stifle growth.  Paying for FREE college education is his goal.  Most scary is his healthcare program because if you make it FREE and add 46,000,000 people to a Medicare-type single-payer system, the costs will go through the roof.  The only way to control costs is with massive RATIONING of services, like in Canada...  God forbid!
5.       He has surrounded himself with mostly far-left academic types.  No one around him has ever even run a candy store.  But they are going to try and run the auto, financial, banking and other industries.  This obviously can't work in the long run.  Obama is not a socialist; rather he's a far-left secular progressive bent on nothing short of revolution.  He ran as a moderate but will govern from the hard left.  Again, watch what he DOES, not what he says.
6.       Obama doesn't really see himself as President of the United States but more as a ruler over the world.  He sees himself above it all, trying to orchestrate & coordinate various countries and their agendas.  He sees moral equivalency in all cultures.  His apology tour in Germany and England was a prime example of how he sees America as an imperialist nation that has been arrogant, rather than a great noble nation that has at times made errors.  This is the first President, ever, who has chastised our allies and appeased our enemies!
7.       He is now handing out goodies.  He would like to blame all problems on Bush, from the past, and hopefully his successor in the future.  He has a huge ego and Dr. Krauthammer believes he is a narcissist.  (The Dr. IS a psychiatrist).
8.       Republicans are in the wilderness for a while but will emerge strong.  Republicans are pining for another Reagan but there will never be another like him.  Krauthammer believes Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty & Bobby Jindahl (except for his terrible speech in February) are the future of the party.  Newt Gingrich is brilliant but has baggage.  Sarah Palin is sincere and intelligent but needs to really be seriously boning up on facts and info if she is to be a serious candidate in the future.  We need to return to the party of lower taxes, smaller government, personal responsibility, strong national defense and State's Rights.
9.       The current level of spending is irresponsible and outrageous.  We are spending trillions that we don't have.  This could lead to hyperinflation, depression or worse.  No country has ever spent themselves into prosperity.  The Liberal Media loves the democratic agenda.  But eventually the bill will come due and people will realize the huge bailouts didn't work, nor the stimulus package.  These were trillion-dollar payoffs to Obama's allies, unions and the Congress to placate the left, so he can get support for #4 above.
10.    I hope this gets you really thinking about what's happening in Washington and Congress.  There is a left-wing revolution going on, according to Krauthammer, and he encourages us to keep the faith and join the loyal resistance.  The work will be hard but we're right on most issues and can reclaim our country before it's far too late.

Do yourself a long term favor.  Send this to all who will listen to an intelligent assessment of the big picture.  All our futures and children's futures depend on our good understanding of what is really going on in DC and our action pursuant to that understanding!!!

If you hold sacred the freedoms granted to you by the U.S. Constitution?

By all means, PLEASE, PASS IT ON!!!

In God We Trust.

Fwd: FW: Chinafornia Dreamin'

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 This is crazy !



Chinafornia Dreamin'

Makes one wonder what happened to the American Dream for Americans????????

Where does all that "Made in China" money go....????Check out the extreme life they live!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sH8sSKwS_gU

Fwd: FW: KERMIT Knows Best...

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Subject: FW: KERMIT Knows Best...


FW: Fwd: Fwd: A Genuine Miracle caught on video !!!

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subject:FW: Fwd: Fwd: A Genuine Miracle caught on video !!!

Watch as a yellow Ford cures a crippled illegal Mexican as he leaves the U.S. Welfare Office in El Paso , TX , border town...
Please join us in asking the Vatican to Canonize
this yellow Ford.


Fwd: Drafting Guys Over 60

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I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
 STILL ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fwd: FW: Just stay

date:Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 4:22 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Just stay


Just Stay

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. 

"Your son is here," she said to the old man.

She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand.  The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.  Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.

He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients. 
Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.
"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake, 
but I also knew he needed his son, and his
son just wasn't here.

When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed." 
I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey. 
His son was Killed in Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him. What was this Gentleman's Name?

The Nurse with Tears in 
   Her Eyes Answered,
Mr. William Grey.............

The next time someone needs you ... just be there.  Stay.

**************

WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A
TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A
TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

**************

PLEASE PASS THIS ONE ON AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU! 

THIS IS WHAT WE ARE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO ANYWAY.  RIGHT ?

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND BLESS SOMEONE ELSE IN SOME LITTLE WAY TODAY!

GOD IS SO GOOD.

FW: The Clinton Body Bags - TOO MANY COINCIDENCES???



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 Keep this handy for the 2016 election !!
Just in case you may have forgotten some of those that didn’t show up for work the next day.
The Clinton Body Bags
It pays to have a refresher course about what happened to so many in the Clintons’ circle. Don’t tell me any of this was just coincidental. There are too many for it to be a  coincidence.
Several new names have been added to "their body count".
Clinton Body Bags.
                                      
                                         
With Hillary making a run for President in 2016, the legacy of what the Clintons have left is important for everyone to keep in mind. Heaven help anyone who runs against her.

We all remember the many Clinton scandals. But  when anyone mentions a particular one, we realize that they are far too numerous to recount. Thanks to Dr.Grady, we can recall some of the major ones.

--- On Tue, 7/2/13, Dr. John Grady  wrote:
THE MANY CLINTON BODY BAGS . . ..
Someone recently reminded me of this list. I had forgotten how long it is.
Therefore, this is a quick refresher course, lest we forget what has happened to many "friends" and associates of Bill and Hillary Clinton.
              

1- James McDougal - Convicted Whitewater partner of the Clintons who died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation.

2 - Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown (Washington, D.C.). The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual  harassment by Clinton in the White House.

3 - Vince Foster - Former White House Councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law Firm.  Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide. (He was about to  testify against Hillary related to the records she refused to turn over to congress.) Was reported to have been having an affair with Hillary.

4  - Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the  investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull  resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the Air Traffic controller committed suicide.

5 - C. Victor Raiser, II - Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

6 - Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock on September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "dear friend  and trusted advisor".

7 - Ed Willey - Clinton fundraiser, found  dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head.  Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey
died on the same  day His wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval  office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising  events.

8 - Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security  team in Little  Rock  .. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little  Rock.  Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files  were mysteriously removed from his house.

9 - James Bunch - Died  from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of influential people who visited Prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

10 - James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide.  He was reported to have ties to the Clintons' Whitewater  deals.

11 - Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny  Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to  her head.
It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were  going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton  in the Paula Jones Lawsuit, and Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

12 - Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancée ofKathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancée, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot  wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancée.

13 - Gandy  Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan  Lassater, died by
jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994.  His client, Dan Lassater, was a convicted drug distributor.

14 -  Florence Martin - Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to  the Barry Seal, Mena, Arkansas Airport drug  smuggling case. He died of three gunshot Wounds.

15 - Suzanne Coleman  - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was  Arkansas Attorney General.. Died Of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a Suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

16 - Paula  Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car  accident.

17 - Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter who was  Investigating the Mena Airport and Arkansas  Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation.

18 - Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating  corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro  and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993, in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death. (May have died of poison)

19 - Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15,1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guaranty scandal.

20 - Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang.  Cause of death unknown. Died November 29,  1996. Her bruised,  nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of  Commerce.

21 - Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who  gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a  small plane crash.

22 - Dr.. Stanley Heard - Chairman  of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his  attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to  serving on Clinton 's advisory council personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and Brother.

23 - Barry Seal - Drug running TWA pilot out of Mena  Arkansas, death was no accident.

24 - Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out  to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop.. He was found  dead after his car had hit a utility pole.

25 - Stanley Huggins -  Investigated Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide and his  report was never released.

26 - Hershel Friday - Attorney and  Clinton fundraiser died  March  1, 1994, when his plane exploded.

27 - Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the  track" case. Reports say the two boys may have stumbled upon the Mena  Arkansas airport drug operation. The initial report of death said their  deaths were due to falling asleep on railroad tracks and being run over.  Later autopsy reports stated that the 2 boys had been slain before being  placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could  come before a Grand Jury.

THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON  THE IVES/HENRY CASE:

28 - Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, 7/88.

29 - Keith McMaskle - Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov 1988

30 - Gregory Collins - Died from a  gunshot wound January 1989.

31 - Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated  and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989. (Coroner ruled death due to  suicide)

32 - James Milan - Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to natural causes"?

33 - Jordan Kettleson -  Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June  1990.

34 - Richard Winters - A suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.


THE  FOLLOWING CLINTON PERSONAL BODYGUARDS ALL DIED OF MYSTERIOUS CAUSES OR SUICIDE
36 - Major William S. Barkley,  Jr.
37 - Captain Scott  J . Reynolds
38 - Sgt. Brian Hanley
39 - Sgt. Tim Sabel
40 - Major  General William Robertson
41 - Col. William Densberger
42 - Col.  Robert Kelly
43 - Spec. Gary Rhodes
44 - Steve  Willis
45 - Robert Williams
46 - Conway LeBleu
47 - Todd  McKeehan

And this list does not include the four dead Americans in Benghazi that Hillary abandoned!

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT? SURELY YOU JEST!!

Just how many coincidences (and suicides) can happen in two people's lives???????  

Fwd: FW: : Morals Test

date:Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 11:22 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: : Morals Test


Morals Test
Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Barack Obama! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America.
THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer. "Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"  

Fw: Beautiful Photo

date:21 May 2015 at 22:20
subject:Fw: Beautiful Photo

People just don't send a beautiful pictures like this often enough.

Fw: THE FROG AND GOLF

date:19 May 2015 at 22:27
subject:Fw: THE FROG AND GOLF

Subject: Fw: THE FROG AND GOLF









…..
The Frog and Golf



THIS IS HILARIOUS!
DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.


He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,


Ribbit 9 Iron.'



The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.


Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'


He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from thecup.


He is shocked.


He says to the frog,


'Wow that's amazing..



You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,



'Ribbit Lucky frog.'


The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

'What do you think frog?'


The man asks.


'Ribbit 3 wood.'

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one...


The man is befuddled and doesn't know
What to say.


By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,


'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,


'Ribbit Las Vegas ..

' They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,

'OK frog, now What?'


The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'


Upon approaching the roulette table,


The man asks,


'What do you think I should Bet?'


The frog replies,

'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.


He sits the frog down and Says,


'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'

The frog replies,

'Ribbit KissMe.'
He figures why not,

Since after all the frog did for Him,

He deserves it..


With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

'And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.

So help me God
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'

The origination of this letter is
Unknown, but it brings
Good luck to everyone who passes it on.

The one who breaks the
Chain will have bad luck.


Do Not keep this.


Do not send money.


Just forward it to five of your

Friends to whom you wish good luck.

Fw: One Way

date:19 May 2015 at 22:25
subject:Fw: One Way

Subject: Fw: One Way
 



Tuesday, May 19, 2015 12:53 PM


Fw: Best Commercial of 2015!

date:16 May 2015 at 14:48
subject:Fw: Best Commercial of 2015!

Subject: Best Commercial of 2015!!
 
. .

Did not check snopes as it sounds about right to me!!



The Best Commercial of 2015. 

I don't know who did this but it is excellent and spot on!

Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico

date:16 May 2015 at 08:52
subject:Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico

Subject: Fw: Lost Passport visiting Mexico 



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                                    A guy traveling through Mexico on
vacation             lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip             short, he attempted to make his way home but was
stopped by the U.S.             Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification,             please?" asked the agent. "I'm
sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied             the guy.. "Sure buddy, I hear that every
day. No ID, no entry," said             the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he
exclaimed.             "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed
on one side of my butt             and George Bush on the other." "This I
gotta see," replied the             agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and
showed the agent his             behind. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe             trip back to Chicago." Thanks!" he
said. "But how did you know I was             from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in             the middle."    

Fw: Great News

date:4 May 2015 at 17:23
subject:Fw: Great News


Subject: Great News


Fw: I was a Police Officer

date:4 May 2015 at 08:09
subject:Fw: I was a Police Officer

 > I was a police
officer > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your
boyfriend has come > home drunk and is beating you again. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your 16
year old daughter, > who is very responsible, is four hours late coming home
from school. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that your store
has been robbed > or your house has been burglarized. > > Today, I will not stop a drunk driver from killing
someone. I will not > catch a rapist or a murderer or a car thief. > > Today, I will not answer the radio call that a man has
a gun or tried > to abduct a child or that someone has been stabbed or
has been in a > terrible accident. > > Today, I will not save your child that you locked in a
car or the child > you were too busy to watch who went outside and fell
into the swimming > pool, but that I revived. > > No, today I will not do that. > > Why? > > Today, I was suspended from duty for doing my job,
because the media, > liberals, a community organizer, a lawyer who formally
represented > terrorists and is the US attorney general and a mayor
who ran on an > anti-police agenda, who are all advised by a drug
dealer, liar and > income tax cheat. AND, all who know nothing about
Policing, have > vilified my profession. > > Because ---- > > Today, I was killed by a drunk driver while I was
helping push a > disabled car off the highway. > > Today, I was shot and killed during a routine traffic
stop to simply > tell someone that they had a taillight out. > > Today, I was killed in a traffic accident rushing to
help a citizen. > > Today, I was shot and killed serving a warrant on a
known drug dealer. > > Today, I was killed by a man when I came by to do a
welfare check > because his family was too busy. > > Today, I was killed trying to stop a bank robbery or a
grocery store robbery. > > Today I was killed doing my job. > > A chaplain and an officer will go to a house and tell a
mom and dad or > a wife or husband or a child that their son or daughter
or husband or > wife or father or mother won't be coming home
today. > > The flags at many police stations were flown at
half-mast today but > most people won't know why. > > There will be a funeral and my fellow officers will
come, a > twenty-one-gun salute will be given, and taps and
bagpipes will be > played as I am laid to rest. > > My name will be put on a plaque, on a wall, in a
building, in a city > somewhere. > > A folded flag will be placed on a mantel or a bookcase
in a home > somewhere and a family will mourn. > > There will be no cries for justice. > There will be no riots in the streets. > There will be no officers marching, screaming 'no
justice, no peace.' > No citizens will scream that something must be done. > No windows will be smashed, no cars burned, no stones
thrown, no names > called. > > Only someone crying themselves to sleep tonight will be
the only sign > that I was cared about. > > I was a police officer

Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby

date:3 May 2015 at 08:38
subject:Fw: Fwd: Fw: Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job fifteen years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.  All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.  

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless  



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!

You're a former Secretary of State running for President of the United States.  

Act like one.
 

Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

date:Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 2:49 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

Subject: FW: Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
 
Things I trust more than I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton 

Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control!

date:Mon, Apr 20, 2015 at 3:53 PM
subject:Fwd: FW: WOW Efficient Gun Control!

Dems and Guns...
In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.
In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.
In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan.
In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
In 1986 Patrick Sherril a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
In 1990 James Pough a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
In 1991 George Hennard a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Luby
s cafeteria.
In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
In 1999 Larry Asbrook a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech .
In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.
In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
In 2013 a registered Democrat named Adam Lanza shot and killed 26 people in a school.

One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not.
Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.
No NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservatives are involved.

SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns. Best idea I've seen.

 
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