You gotta love Jeff
Oops, Can I say that?
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness... Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim. 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim. |
Fwd: FW: Muslims (Jeff Foxworthy)
12/29/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: MAKING FUN OF MINORITIES SURE IS FUN, MUSLIM, MUSLIMS ARE SCARY, SNOWFLAKE!!!!, WOMAN | 4 Comments
Fwd: FW: The New 911 Response
One more thing to worry about in this crazy mixed up world.Coming soon to a police department in your area.
12/28/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN, POLICE, political correctness | 0 Comments
FW: Another capitalist
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order
a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a
Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have
to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.
So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big
smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This
infuriates the union boss.
The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that
Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but
him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
12/27/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: 2012, BARACK OBAMA, MITT ROMNEY, REPUBLICANS, UNIONS | 1 Comments
Marines ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Semper Fi....Marines ROCK!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/l-rPJti7DqY
12/26/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: FOX News, IRAQ, ISIS, Marines, U.S. Military | 3 Comments
Fw: The Truth!!
12/25/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, CONGRESS, CONSTITUTION, FREEDOM, LIBERAL MEDIA, LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN | 3 Comments
Fwd: Fw: Still a Mystery?
Was it the congressional testimony lies?
Was it the Whitewater scandal?
Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?
Was it the Trooper-Gate scandal?
OR….
Was it the $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with foundation money?
Was it the Seth Rich murder?
Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?
Was it calling half the United States deplorable?
Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?
Or the $6 BILLION she “lost” when in charge of the State Dept.?
Or because she is a hateful, lying, power-hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?
12/22/2017 04:13:00 AM | Key Words: 2016 Election, Benghazi, Bernie Sanders, BILL CLINTON, Donald Trump, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, IMPEACHMENT, James Comey, russia, Russia Hackers, WikiLeaks | 2 Comments
Fwd: Fw: Yes, Black lives DO matter! Interesting Read....
Amount of people in poverty would drop - 34%,
The prison population would go down by -37%,
Welfare recipients would go down by - - - 42%,
Gang members would go down by - - - - - 53%
Chlamydia cases would go down - - - - - - 54%,
Homelessness would go down - - - - - - - -57%
Syphilis would go down - - - - - - - - - - - - 58%.
AIDS & HIV would go down by - - - - - - - -65%,
Gonorrhea would go down - - - - - - - - - - -69%,
Average ACT scores would go UP - - - - - 5.5 points.
Average IQ would go UP - - - - - - - - - - - -7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan,
Average SAT scores would go UP almost - - - - -100 points,
The average income for Americans would go UP over $20,000 a year,
12/21/2017 03:30:00 AM | Key Words: BARACK OBAMA, BLACK, CONSERVATIVE, DEMOCRATS, EDUCATION, LIBERALS ARE BRINGING US DOWN, marxism, NFL, PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, POLICE, RACISM, WAR VETS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR LAZY ASS, WHITE | 1 Comments