Stealing a bike in the hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufnWwV2J5I
Fwd: FW: Stealing a bike in the hood
Fwd: Jesus and the Democrat
Subj: Fw: Jesus and the Democrat
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
( I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Lite?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me, I'm collecting disability"
Fwd: Fw: Trump's Tax Returns
During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
"And just where is that?" said the reporter, sarcastically.
Mr. Spicer grinned sardonically and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records,
his applying for student aid as a foreign student and his Selective Service registration. Next question?"
Fw: Dr. Sowell's logic
Dr. Thomas Sowell is an American intellectual giant. He is a Senior Fellow at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University born in NC, but raised in Harlem. Educated at Harvard, Colombia and Chicago. He is an economist who has taught at Cornell, Brandeis, The Urban Institution, UCLA and now at Stanford.
Fwd: Remember This Guy
"Socialism only worksin two places:Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."-Ronald Reagan
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:We win, they lose.'- Ronald Reagan
'The most terrifying wordsIn the English language are:I'm from the governmentand I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'-Ronald Reagan
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.- Ronald Reagan
'I have wondered at times about what theTen Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S.Congress..-Ronald Reagan
'The taxpayer:That's someone who worksFor the federal governmentbut doesn't have to take thecivil service examination.'- Ronald Reagan
'Government is like a baby:An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end andno sense of responsibility at the other'- Ronald Reagan
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is agovernment program.' - Ronald Reagan
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first'- Ronald Reagan
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:If it moves, tax it.If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'- Ronald Reagan
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards;if you disgrace yourself,you can always write a book.'- Ronald Reagan
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'
-Ronald Reagan
FW: Fwd: Your Social Security Card!
No wonder we are all so angry. Good info.
Have a great Sunday
Good history lesson…
the number and card were not to be used for identification
purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now
has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway
and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed.
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social
Security (FICA) Program. He promised: ��
1.) That participation in the Program would be
Completely voluntary,
No longer Voluntary
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2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual
Incomes into the Program,
Now 7.65%
on the first $90,000
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3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,
No longer tax deductible
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4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the
general operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security
Retirement Program, and no other
Government program.
Under Johnson the money was moved to
The General Fund and Spent.
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5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never
be taxed as income. �� Under Clinton & Gore
Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed.
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Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put
away' -- you may be interested in the following:
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Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the
general fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democrat
controlled House and Senate.
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Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democrat Party.
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Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities?
A: The Democrat Party, with Al Gore casting the
'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the US
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Q: Which Political Party decided to start
giving annuity payments to immigrants? ��
Jimmy Carter and the Democrat Party.
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democrat Party gave these payments to them,
even though they never paid a dime into it!
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Then, after violating the original contract (FICA),
the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans
want to take your Social Security away!
And the worst part about it is uninformed low information citizens believeit!
MRWD Housekeeping Post for Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Greetings from MRWD HQ.
I apologize, as I stated in a previous update, I was
attempting to cut down on the noise on the blog. Some of the commenters advocated that I “ban”
certain people that were trolling/sockpuppeting on the comments.
Dave and I both talked about it, but doing so would
mean that we would have to eliminate the ability to comment anonymously. I really like the comments that
anonymous users have posted up, and I resolved to stay on top of the comments
and remove the ones that were obviously trolling.
Although deleting comments was fun and amusing, lately,
I’ve been pretty busy and have not had the time to check in as often as I would
like.
What that has led to is a handful of interesting
comments and what seems to be random noise.
Currently, with a heavy heart, I removed the anonymous comments. I apologize if this is an inconvenience to
any of you out there. I have thought to myself that the noise on the site is an
accurate reflection of the current political times that we reside in.
Thanks again, and please keep 'em coming to myrightwingdad@gmail.com,
Randall
Assistant
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