Fw: LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. . . .

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. . . .
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

A JOB ,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD ,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE ,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T
GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

11 comments:

Avery said...

DICTATORSHIPS HAVE MORE STRINGENT BORDER POLICIES THAN LIBERAL DEMOCRACIES

Anonymous said...

You don't actually, but-- Gramps?

GRAMPS?

TURN YOUR HEARING AID UP, GRAMPS! Thanks.

You don't actually get all of that, and in fact you probably end up paying into Social Security for benefits you'll never receive. But don't let the facts get in the way of your bloodlust.

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

Sorry, you don't.

I can't tell what's worse here, the fact that most of this is wrong, since immigrants aren't given any of these things, or the fact that whoever wrote this apparently wants us to be more like the brutal dictatorships which represent the worst of humanity.

Bebe 99 said...

It amazes me so many fools fall for the propaganda about "illegal immigrants are taking my country" Most of job losses Americans have experienced are due to outsourcing manufacturing jobs to China, telemarketing to India, accouting to Bangladesh, graphic design to Malaysia...
If we sent all the illegal immigrants home, their minimum wage jobs would still be here in the USA for whomever wants them. But outsourcing has taken jobs that, short of a public uprising, cannot be brought back. If people are too stupid to see the game being played on them, I know their children will figure it out.

ferschitz said...

No, you certainly do NOT have a "firm grasp on the situation." What a moranic putzy screed this one is.

Go USA, USA, USA: let's be a brutal dictatorship JUST LIKE North Korea or Iran!! Yay, team. That's what I want.... NOT!

Well, it's obvious that the Republics have been pushing the dictatorship meme for many years now, and they've been sadly successful at getting their duped minions into accepting all sorts of dictatorship "stuff," like torture, rendition, shredding the US Constitution (in the name of "preserving" it) and so on.

So: no surprises here. I redundantly repeat myself... these things are originated in rightwing think tanks and then picked up by the credulous dupes who lap up this stuff & pass it on.

Keith Olberman had a very brief discussion about this tactic on his Jan 6 2010 show, whereby he traced how rightwing bloggers & emailers picked up a false story pushed out by CNN; the bloggers/emailers changed a few words but kept mailing out the poop as IF it was true. The story was about how the CIA is permitting scientists to use data collected already by the CIA to measure and trace issues associated with global warming.

A rightwing think tank put out a white paper accusing BHO of subverting the "work" of the CIA by "forcing" the CIA to now focus on global warming, rather than terrorism. Totally false, a blatant lie, but it was picked up within moments of the LIE being published on a rightwing thinktank website, CNN immediately reported on it, and the race was on by bloggers and emailers to send it forth.

That's how it works folks, and that's how these wingtards are manipulated and brainwashed to believe lie upon lie upon lie upon lie upon lie upon lie......

And I agree with Bebe, who makes a very good point about the REAL situation with job losses in our country. THAT's partly why lying bullshit like this is pushed out... to deflect attention away from the REAL issues, which is that our corporate overlords are making money by outsourcing good paying jobs to 3rd world countries. As Bebe states, the majority of jobs done by illegal aliens are jobs that 99.9% of citizens simply don't want to do at any price.

What a load of crap.

Anonymous said...

GOP goal: Turn the U.S. into China, Iran, North Korea, Cuba or Saudi Arabia. Ok, I'm glad they've cleared that up. They should advertise that goal extensively and let the voters decide.

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CultofZoidberg said...

you don't...

You get none of that, and you get to work for less than minimum wage in a shitty job americans consider beneath them.

jackb said...

Actually, you do get quite a bit of that. I've seen quite a few illegals living quite fruitful lives here. Met a guy in the Midwest working at a Greek restaurant. I could never pronounce his Honduran name, so he showed me his state issued Illegal Alien residency card, and he also got free education for his kids, free healthcare, and a lot of other perks that you and I will never see.

While he may have just been a short order cook, he gladly accepted his below minimum wage pay, because like most illegals, he was paid in cash.

Yeah, I realize this is an old thread, and I don't know the legitimacy of the claims of what happens to illegals in foreign countries, but if you have nothing to lose, why not go for it? Our government cares more for the 10+ million illegals living here than us who are legally living here. Legal. Illegal. I thought illegal meant breaking the law.

ferschitz said...

"... so he showed me his state issued Illegal Alien residency card, and he also got free education for his kids, free healthcare, and a lot of other perks that you and I will never see."

Snark, jackb? Or do you enjoy Kool Aid?

Gotta be snark cuz I, personally, would love love love to see one of them thar "Illegal Alien Residency cards"!!11!!

ROTFLOL, pal.

And if your "Honduran" buddy with the "unpronouceable" name got so much "free stuff," then why didn't YOU find out HOW he did it and WHERE he got it??

If this ain't snark, then you really jumped the shark cuz that's just fatuously stupid.

However, it often IS what dunderheaded conservatives *believe* because Rush Limbaugh bellows out bullshit lies like this daily.

Thanks for the laugh... gotta be joking... simply not for real.

 
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