Fw: the aisle seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just
before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff,
the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke"
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine
obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up
the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they
all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors... "Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
Ya gotta love em

7 comments:

almoderate said...

Not sure if I want to laugh or cry on this one. Stereotypes all around. My brother is a marine, and he'd never do something like that. I'm sure those of Arab descent don't like it any more.

At the same time, if you were to take out the marine and Arab parts of it and just look at it as being people with no particular affiliation, it's almost funny. Both of the parties did deserve it.

ferschitz said...

I don't like attibuting things like this to members of the armed forces, as I don't think most of them would (or should) act this way. I think it is demeaning to them, as well as demeaning to people who happen not to look like caucasion Americans.

Not all that funny, although in comparison to some "jokes" sent through here, it's a marginal step up. Not to my taste, although I "get" it.

Snarla said...

So a Marine sits down next to radical terrorists and all he does is piss in a Coke? In these RWFs the Marine usually goes into some kind of barrel roll followed by a roundhouse kick and two guns blazing in each hand.
How disappointing.
Of course, the two radical Islamic terrorists would probably turn out to be Eastern Orthodox clergymen.

Celia said...

This used to be a joke about lawyers and doctors. Or, certainly lawyers and some other profession, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Um, they lost me at

"Two radical Islamic Terrorists boarded a flight"?

If they were actual terrorists, then as Snarla notes, the Marine should have done a lot more than pissing in the coke.

Of course, let us not forget GOP code: "radical Islamic Terrorist" = brown person.

katz said...

On what kind of flight do you get up to get a Coke? They usually bring you your drinks for safety and efficiency reasons.

CultofZoidberg said...

Has anyone else noticed that this is a blatant, less funny, rip off of a Billy Connolly joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjVg0Sbsh4

 
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