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Italian Stress Test
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily.
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.
There! See! It really does work. You're smiling already.
Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
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Hey cons, help me out here:
Why do you want to murder Nancy Pelosi again?
I mean, the murder part is just par for the course;
I just wanted to know the latest reason.
TIA.
I really really really really really dislike Dickbreath Cheeeney and his mini-me daughter, Liz, but I NEVER have fantasies about killing them, or killing W, who I also despise.
Thanks all you fundie rightwing "christianists" (yes, I definitely know that not all christians think and act this way) for displaying how your "religion" works. Nice... think I'll take a pass on that one.
Signed, your average secular humanist who truly lives by the golden rule and the teachings of Christ. Yes, I read the New Testament as well as the Old Testament. You teabaggers oughta try it; you might learn something.
I'm baffled by the constant hate directed at Pelosi. I mean, not liking her would be one thing, but what's with one email after another calling for her violent death?
Maybe it's because they would LIKE to send around email jokes about killing the president, but that would attract the attention of the Secret Service.
Thank you for sparing me the disclaimer, ferschitz.
This used to be a joke without a specific name attatched, simply making fun of "visualisation techniques". Making it specifically about Nancy Pelosi does in fact make it worse, and it wasn't that funny to begin with.
I'm baffled by the constant hate directed at Pelosi.
It's pretty common for women in power, especially high-ranking Democrats. See also: Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Barbara Boxer. I even remember quite a few nasty cracks at Chelsea Clinton.
Rush Limbaugh said that Chelsea Clinton looked like a dog. This was when she was much younger. It was really an ugly, hurtful slam, but of course, conservatives rushed to defend his disgusting crack.
"Rush Limbaugh said that Chelsea Clinton looked like a dog. This was when she was much younger. It was really an ugly, hurtful slam, but of course, conservatives rushed to defend his disgusting crack."
False. Conservatives didnt rush to his defense because that never happened.
Here's a source, Anon. Difficult to provide the actual comment, since that was in the early '90s.
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