Subject: Test Drive
I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive one of
the suckers before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the car and all its
wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He
explained that the seats directed warm air to your rear end in the winter
and cool air to your rear end in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car
and I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow
smoke up your tail year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership.....