Fw: Father O'Malley

Subject: Fw: Father O'Malley

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn..

He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

The conversation went like this:
"Good morning.. This is Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."


gruaud said...

"Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit,
replied with a smirk..."

Projecting again. The only politician known for his
thinking a little too highly of his own wit and being
smirky about it is the giggling murderer himself,
Commander Decider-guy.

Celia said...

Father O'Malley is clearly a shiftless immigrant taking jobs from hard-working Americans. Surely he should be shipped back to County Stereotype, or wherever it is that imaginary Irish priests come from.

Snarla said...

I totally call the House of Representatives and ask to speak to the Speaker of the House when an animal turns up dead on my lawn. Why, it only makes sense!

ferschitz said...

Rightwing humor fail. As if you'd get to talk to the Speaker of the House (yeah: I know it's a joke, but still).


katz said...

Good thing they underlined the punch line and put it in a different color. Otherwise we might have missed it, since it's lacking the normal triggers of being, you know, funny or something.

Hooray4US said...

I guess because this is a joke about a Priest with religious overtones, Bible Troll didn't feel the need to come here and pump out a bunch of Bible verses for everyone's education.

Thank God for small favors...

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