Fwd: World's Greatest Liar

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign that read: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!", said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place!", answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?", they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?", asked Pinocchio.


Anonymous said...


CMcD said...

The wingnuts should just forward videos of themselves having tantrums: pounding the floor and yelling "Nancy Pelosi!" over and over. It would be more honest, and funnier.

And, they wouldn't have to strain their poor brains to come up with these "jokes."

Marc with a C said...

I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but doesn't having an organic lie detector growing on your face make you a BAD liar?

Emma said...

That doesn't even make sense!!!

Pinnochio would be, like, the worst liar in the world. His nose grows whenever he lies. DUH.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Losers!! Giant Fail!

This is also making me laugh so hard the coffee is spurting outta my nose.

Sheesh, Pinocchio, who is reputed to be a constant liar, accuses Nancy Pelosi of being liar. Uh, wait a minute.

These folks make cognitive dissonance into a fine art.

Teh stooooped: it burns!

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