Have you done this one before? I think it's been around for some time.
GT
Though NONE of you are old enough to have this problem, do check it out for a chuckle at the conclusion.
Alzheimer test
Sit comfortably and be calm. This is a serious test, not a joke..
Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.
1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
6999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Congratulations!
Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President. 
Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either.
Fw: ALZHEIMER TEST See if you pass!!!
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My father is a life-long Repuglican who now has Alzheimers... maybe there is a connection between his political affliation and his mental decline? Said srsly.
Well, I can also confirm that it is my 'rents' generation, so-called the "greatest" generation, who are more than likely to think that the last "puzzle" is a giant laff-riot. Albeit I can say that both of my 'rents are mostly not racist (much). Some of their friends, though, say things that are, uh, not so nice.
So... you do the math.
As opposed to a previous RWF, below, where the email forward person suggests that Democrats will "die out" bc we are all teh gheyz getting daily free abortionz, I think it's more likely that the Repuglictards will die out of old age and very sour grapes...
But I hope some new conservative party replaces them. By this I mean (in my fantasy world): a conservative movement that actually uses their brains to think critically and make independent decisions... well I said it was a "fantasy." I can dream on, I know.
Again: Z minus for the dull, boring factor... zzzzzzzzzzz
I think you might have to Alzheimers to think this is teh funy...
See:
http://wonkette.com/409193/latest-republican-racist-email-features-hilarious-summary-of-44-american-presidents#comments
Some TN staffer sent a version of this joke to a bunch of people. Said staff is only "remorseful" that she "pressed the wrong button" which caused the offensive email to go to people who be, uh, you know: offended by this shit.
GAH! The usual racism with the usual Repuglictard non-apology.
So this one is making the rounds today. How nice.
> The usual racism with the usual Repuglictard non-apology.
Exactly. Just like this one.
To CMcD: yes, sadly, yes... ugh
The GOP continues its slide into oblivion.
Keep it up, idiots. Surely you haven't insulted everybody else in the world YET.
Okay, yes, the President is Black. It's great that you have Grover Cleveland there twice for his two nonconsecutive terms, but dammit, why are they all dressed like Colonel Sanders?
Tom Wolfe: uh, hmmm... to emphasize that they are mostly all old racist white guys (or, at least, perhaps that what the person forwarding this claptrap would like to believe)?
OBAMA IS BLACK?????
Wha??? Are you kidding me???!!!???
Good grief, had I known the man was African-American, I'd have voted for the old addle-brained guy and his young addle-brained sidekick.
Man, the rightwing are simpletons.
I think this is hilarious. I passed the first 3: then stopped because I don't recognize Obama as a President.
Obama is 50% white, 8.% black, and 42% Arab. that's why he is a muslim with an Indonesian birth certificate.
Jack, you just prove our point.
Even your name concedes defeat.
Love it.
You're always welcome to post here, but sadly, we'll never see you again. Good bye, loser.
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