Fw: that explains a lot!!!

that explains a lot!!!

I was at Blockbusters on Saturday renting videos, and I was going along the wall and there was a video called "Obama". I told the men next to me that I wouldn't waste my time. We started talking about Obama.

These guys were Arabs, and I asked them why they thought Michele Obama headed home following her visit in France instead of traveling on to Saudi Arabia and Turkey with her husband.
They said she couldn't go to Saudi Arabia , Turkey or Iraq .
I said "Laura Bush went to Saudia Arabia , Turkey , Dubai."
They answered, "Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law, he would not be allowed to bring his wife into the countries that accept Sharia Law."
Just thought it was interesting that the Arabs at Blockbuster's accept the idea that we're being led by a Muslim who follows the Islamic creed. They also said that's the reason he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . It was a signal to the Muslim world.

Just thought you would like to know.
Odd, I thought HE SAID he was a Christian. Now he wouldn't lie to us would he?


Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Coffee spurting from my nose.

Like, ohmigawd! Hell, yeah! Ya know EVERY darn time I'm at MY blockbuster those darn AAA-RABS are always shootin' off their mouths about OSAMA and his moooseliness and the SECRET CODE of him BOWING to King Saud (and, hey, the FACT that W kissed King Saud & held his hand meant NOTHING, nothing I tell ya, nothing to see there, move along now).

It's reeeeley annoying when they interrupt my concentration in choosing my video. I simply cannot get them to shut up already!

And yeah, ya gots ta believe THOSE camel jockeys, but hey, the rest of them damn towel-heads are effen sumbitches who wanna KILL us all, EAT our babies for lunch after roasting them on a spit, and BLOW UP all of our buildings and stuff, and then RAPE our wimmin (after theys day-ed) and steal our guns, and then FORCE us gawd-fearin', NEVER LYING "christianists" to become muzlins (even after we're day-yed).


ha ha ha ha... thanks for a GREAT laff-riot on a Friday; good way to start the weekend.

Sadly, there are FOOLS, SUCHAHS and IDIOTS out there who'll take this as GOSPEL truth bc that's what they want to believe.

cognitive dissonance, much????

Anonymous said...

Last sentence says: "Now why would he lie to us?"

I think it should read: Now why would I (the person forwarding this idiocy) LIE to us????

LOTS of projection going on here, and I don't mean the kind of projection that happens in a movie theater.

Anonymous said...

I like this one. The author is missing is calling in fiction.

Anonymous said...

Also, I would like to point out that Turkey is almost militantly secular. (Which creates all sorts of problems of its own.) Yes, its population is largely Muslim country, but its hardly an Islamic state or run by Sharia law. Dipshits.

Celia said...

Well obviously, if some strangers in the video shop said so, it must be true.

Hibryd said...

Possible scenario number 2:

Two dark-skinned smart-asses (could have been Arabs, could have been Indians, I doubt the author could tell the difference) notice a doddering old white guy spouting off about an Obama video. Rather than ignore him, they decide to screw with him a bit, because they can tell he'll totally fall for anything they say.

Of course, the more likely scenario number 1 is that someone made the whole story up.

Marc with a C said...

Some Arab clerks in Blockbuster said Obama is a Muslim so obviously their analysis trumps Obama's word and church attendance records.

Five bucks says the clerks were actually Armenian, and just fucking with the guy.

Snarla said...

Muslims can't bring their wives to Muslim countries? I think the guy who wrote this was so excited that he left out a couple sentences. Like the one that gives any reason whatsoever for such an asinine statement.

Anonymous said...

I am first Anon poster (made me laugh so hard), but yeah, I could also imagine some "dusky dudes" messin' with a stooped racist ancient whitie... whatevs!

Still makin' me laugh, so I have to give this RWF at least a half point of credit for the entertainment value.

Anonymous said...

Lying conservatives are lying.

CMcD said...

It's the little things... I loved the reference to "Blockbuster's". Hey wingnuts, it's not a "Denny's" !!! And there is no guy named Billy Bob Blockbuster who owns all the stores.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I was at my blockbuster yesterday (truly), and I'm really PISSED OFF!!!! I kept waiting & waiting for them AAA-RAB film "critics" to come along and give me helpful pointers on what movies to avoid like the plague and what movies to rent!

And they NEVER showed up! I tell ya, blockbusters is just going down hill, and I had to figure out both my movie choice and my political info all by myself.

Damn! Where's those talking points when I need them??

ha ha

Uncle Glenny said...

Wait - they rent 'Obama' at Blockbusters? I thought that was the sequel to 'Nailin Palin'.

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