To the tune of Darktown strutters ball.
I'll be down to get you in Air Force one honey;
Better be ready by half past eight;
Gosh, honey don't be late, wanna get there when the band starts playing.
Oh, and keep it under your hat. Don't want the Green people to hear about the million dollar expenditure and the 15,000 gallons of fuel we're gonna burn.
Awe, what the heck, damn the CO2. Full speed ahead!!