*WHO'S YO DADDY?*
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' [or putting it another way.... "Who's Yo Daddy?"] These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out # 11, it takes 1st prize; # 3 is runner-up.
*1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.*
*2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken surprize from behind. I can pervide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.**
*3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was concebed at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that sex was so good, dammit! that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please sand me his phone number? Thanks...*
*4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my nife in one of the doors. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it fixed.* *
*5. I never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's cuncepting was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.*
*6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cackaclizmik uffect for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advize.*
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.*
*8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.*
*9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic *Kingdom*.*
*10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had staid in and watched more TV sted goin to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have staid unferdalizd.*
*11. I am unsure as to about the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. **
>>>>>* WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED, THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS *<<<<<
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Holy $hite... like the "ape joke" below, I don't even know where to begin, other than to say: disgusting.
Yet again, these so-called "chirstians" turn around and spew out the lowest, nastiest, most hateful stuff, and then feel astonishingly/breathtakingly PROUD of themselves & think that they're a laff riot.
UGH. No, you cretin, SADLY when wealth is "redistributed" (if that's what you want to call having tax rates that are equivalent to those under GHWBush, but LESS than those under St. Ronnie of the Raygun), it's seriously nasty racist idiots like you who will benefit.... and I sincerely wish there was some way for all of you ignorant racists to NOT benefit from BHO's new tax rates.
Does Delia Smith air in Detroit? I wouldn't know, but I know this has been going around the internet for so long, it's cropped up in one of my "E-Tales" books. Of course, it didn't have names in that version, but people will try and make everything about those wacky black people and their funny names.
What is it with hating on the black folk these days? Is there some kind of upcoming Klan jubilee we weren't told about?
9 is actually kind of funny, and not shockingly, one of the few that isn't overtly racist.
Here it is the return of the Reagan era "welfare mother" cannard again. Jesus, get some new material already. At least make the father Osama bin laden or something.
Yeah, it's another case where a mildly amusing forward gets a racist "moral" tacked onto the end, thus removing any remaining humor and making sure the oh-so-dense fan base gets the point.
Jokes that poke fun at ethnic situations can be funny and entertaining.
I don't think these folks are looking to be witty and amusing. They are bullies who want to humiliate, intimidate and offend others in order to impress their like-minded friends.
Given that the Repuglican party is increasingly "run" by the crass & racist 21%, junk like this RWF explains why the party is shrinking rapidly.
I don't see how it's overtly racist, actually. It seems like the RWF looks down on less-educated people, and people who don't know who they're having sex with... I suppose if they're all made up, I can imagine them being written from the POV of a stereotype, but otherwise there's no clear race connection.
to Kelsey: there are all these hating on black folks jokes these days bc a black dude is in the white house... the Klan jubilee is already ongoing; this is just one manifestation of it.
I thought along the same lines as Kelsey ... why is all this racism coming into the MRWD inbox?
I am on the editorial staff of a newspaper and have noticed that not only have letters to the editor from conservative become higher in number, they've become more angry and shrill. I wonder if there is a connection ...
I really don't like posting the racist pieces, but I also strongly believe in the old maxim, "Know yourself, but know your enemy better."
If I understood the e-mail correctly, someone flagged MRWD.net as "offensive" last week. We regret that anyone -- even a one-time, casual visitor -- was offended by the content.
Should we more carefully screen the content of our posts? Right now the only limit I have on posting things is that I just don't have time to deal with some of the more difficult submissions -- the ones with type of all sizes and colors, for example. Would casting an eye toward cutting down on the disgusting racist submission be a good idea? Or do we show the raw, ugly side of the RWD FWD: phenomenon honestly and openly?
It's something I think about every time I post one, and something I think I -- and I am hoping for input from MRWD commentors -- will devote a blog entry to in the future.
dave
curator, MRWD
Hi Dave -
I dunno, you pose some good questions. I don't blame folks for being offended by what they see here with approx 99% of the posts.
But, like you, I feel it's worth it to know what the other side is thinking/saying amongst themselves. I see info from FreeRepublic, Drudge Report & other rightwing blogs by reading other blogs like DailyKos, where some kind souls provide quotes from these sources.
A percentage of our population seems really enraged, but I blame Rush Limbaugh, currently Newt Gingrich (going frigging nutso about the Sonia Sotomayor nomination), Sith Lord Cheney, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, and the Sunday morning meet the press shows, along w/ all of Faux Noise for enciting their base (and base they are)on a 24/7 basis.
Some say the GOP party is imploding. Today Jack Welch and Peggy Noonan were on some am tv show exhorting the base to grow up and behave more graciously and be ADULTS(and then immediately got slapped down by Lush Rimjob, et al). And today we were "treated" to Big John Conryn, Senator of TX, also telling the barking dogs to back off of the Sotomayor bashing (only to be excoriated by King Lush on his radio show).
It is mainly scary bc one doesn't know where it will all lead. BHO said the right wouldn't go down without a fight, but I don't think any of us thought it would get as lowdown and nasty and outright frightening as it has become. I would imagine that it has made the Secret Service's job more intense.
Yesterday, there was a classifed ad in a NW PA small town newspaper essentially encouraging the assassination of our Pres. One has to wonder: who are these people? How can they think this way?
But quite honestly, I have always (and I'm old) thought that the Repugs were a bunch of sexist (I'm female), mysogynistic, racist facists. After witnessing my family's utter hypocracy & depravity in exonerating Nixon & agreeing with him not being indicted - which I feel has led directly to the torture and other acts of ripping up our constitution under the Bush Admin - I knew darn well that the Repugs were not about honesty, respect, dignity, freedom for all and all the rest of it.
I feel that I am witnessing the worst of humanity - what Carl Jung would call the "Shadow." And it is like this play that we all have to watch whether we want to or not. I try to learn from it.
But I feel compelled to come to this site, read this crap so I know what's up and so I am prepared for whatever lies ahead of us. Also it helps me when I do (very, very rarely) get into a "discussion" with some right wing person, so that I have my thoughts together and good talking points. Plus I can say in all honesty: yes, I do read much much more than just leftwing stuff.
So I suggest you keep it coming, no matter how ugly and nasty (unless it's really just beyond the pale, but I'm not sure where one draws that line). It is an educational service, I feel, or at least that's what it is for me.
It also provides me, frankly, with some space to vent (hopefully appropriately) my utter irritation and anger with how incredibly cretinous most of this junk is. It in no way is beneficial or helpful to anyone. It's just like a bunch of 3 year old bullies attempting to degrade themselves and everyone else around them.
Sad times, indeed, and my hope is that, some day, we don't NEED this site anymore. But unfortunately I think we do now.
Sorry for going on & on. Peace be with us all.
Hide the racism behind warning tags if you must, but don't get rid of it completely. It's a valuable resource! (And I'm not just saying that because I like to feel morally superior by reading crazy, racist wingnut crap. Honest.)
Actually the "Kelsey" post earlier was from me...I was signed on to the wrong cpu. But yeah. What gives?
"I don't see how it's overtly racist, actually."
Detroit women? Child support? Mekeeshia? Alleshia? Tyrone? "Axe"? "These people"? What do you need, "SINCERELY, A RACIST WHO HATES BLACK PEOPLE" at the end?
It's perhaps possible that some who read this post *may* be unfamiliar w/ the code words (as listed in an immediately prior post) that clearly indicate that this is a "diss" on African Americans, not anyone else.
So to be very clear to anyone who might find this confusing (perhaps you live in another country): this post is VERY clearly denigrating African Americans by saying that most/many/all of them are skanky folks who have poor language skills as well as (in the eyes of the people who find this a laff riot) "bad" morals.
Again, to be crystal clear: it is very racist and bigoted.
Just in case you don't hear the "dog whistles," that's what this is about.
I have received this exact same forward several times in the past literally 10 years or so, but without the racist connotations. Take out the misspellings/grammatical errors/names, and the jokes all still survive. Although I suppose it's a bit offensive to single, down-on-their luck moms either way.
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