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Where it all began

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked, "How did the human race start?"

Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so was all mankind made."

Two days later, the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.

Michelle Obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved..."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, " D ad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys."

The father answered, "Well, Dear, it's very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers."


Anonymous said...


So the one with the monkey in the background graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law.

While the other one with the incestuous family tree was a beauty pageant contestant.

Monkeys FTW!

Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous enough to be believable. But oh so fucking stupid ridiculous it is.

God bless the ignorant...

Anonymous said...

Absolutely disgusting. Predictible, sad, and boring, but mostly disgusting.

Anonymous said...

This makes perfect sense. I've always imagined god as vindictive and self-absorbed instead of a constantly evolving and improving creature.

Hibryd said...

This is a RWD classic in the making! Giant text, five "FWD" indicators, and uses the "Inno-sence of Childwen" to make a racist joke. If only there was a swipe at Bill Clinton in there...

Wait, if Michelle came from monkeys (even if the picture shows a chimp) wouldn't that mean she, unlike Palin, is free of Original Sin?

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Colleen said...

A while ago I was trying to explain to a Republican friend why it's racist to say that Obama looks like a monkey, but not racist to say George Bush looks like a monkey. No success.

Margaret said...

They're still trying to take jokes made about Bush and stick them to Obama (though in this case it's Michelle). And of course failing badly.

Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does.
Racist is as racist does.

Ugh, talk about "base," and yes agree w/several posts: disgusting (but not surprising).

Anonymous said...

Doncha just love it when they incorporate bigoted nastiness w/ some good old-fashioned Bible thumping??

This is one of my biggest issues w/this lot: their self-righteous wanking on about Jeebus and the Bible, and then they turn around and spew out some of the lowest, nastiest crapola known to man.

Racist much? Hypocrit much? Disgusting much? IOKIYAR much?

But truly, this IS Bible Spice's "homies" in all of their obscene glory... ugh.

Boyohboy, did we ever!! dodge that bullet last November.... shudder.

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