Fw: New radios

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next
few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

How did he know it was the Iranian National Anthem?

Anonymous said...

Wow. Talk about stretching to make a "joke". The setup could actually work, but the punchline is awkward and clunky.

We get it, you don't like anyone who isn't a white skinned, Christian, red-booded neocon Republican. Please don't destroy the limited comedic potential of your jokes by being a hack.

Anonymous said...

First poster: Ha ha!! you beat me to it. WIN!

Colleen said...

Am I the only one who got distracted because the author doesn't know what a radio is?

Celia said...

Again, this joke was better when the punchline was "I'm Chris Evans and you're listening to Virgin Radio!"

(Chris Evans - not the actor, the UK media personality - doesn't do much that's annoying these days, and yet he still makes a better punchline)

Anonymous said...

Actually, if I had an interactive voice operated radio, I would be pretty happy too. Presumably if you install it in a Prius instead of a truck it changes its political leanings.

Anonymous said...

I've heard this in several versions. My favorite was that "asshole" invoked, "I'm George W Bush and I approve this message."

Anonymous said...

Celia: exactly. I'm not familiar w/UK's Chris Evans, but I get your point. I've seen this joke done similarly, whereby the punch line to this RWF, uh, "joke" could be something like: "... and now Pres. Barack Obama will address Congress" (or something like that)...

Duh. Not funny...

Snarla said...

That'd be pretty impressive if all those people learned to sing in Farsi.
And what a discerning ear if you could tell it was Pelosi on harmonica and Kennedy drinking scotch. The mind boggles!

Anonymous said...

Indeed the mind boggles, esp bc they forgot to include Jimmy Carter on drums or something bc isn't nearly everything that isn't Bill Clinton's fault, the fault of Jimmy Carter?? Out the whole lot listed here, Carter is the only one who might actually be able belt out a bit of Farsi...

Losers!

Anonymous said...

That would be funny, except everyone knows that Harry Reid plays the drums and Al Gore plays the spoons. Dumb redneck can't even keep his liberals straight.

Marc with a C said...

Kennedy and scotch, and Jane FOnda.

Jesus, I know the GOP is behind the times, but couldn't they at least TRY to come up with something more recent? Even Bill Clinton's sex scandal is nearly 10 years old.

Anonymous said...

Hey: just as St. Ronnie of the Ray-gun will never be too dead to be dragged outta the crypt and venerated as the second coming, Bill's make-sexy-time scandal will never be too old to drag outta the dust heap of history to wave frantically in leftard faces...

Freeperville only goes nuts when it's hetero sex, didja evah notice? A lot of these rightie male pols have made it w/underage boys, but I sure don't hear freeperville going nutso about THAT!

Oh, sorry, forgot: IOKIYAR...

 
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