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why don't you all check this out and tell all those that do not agree with all these truths , they can take a trip along with there mexican friends and go some were else and live that does not beleive in God and Country and the American way of life, the way it was founded on in the first place when being and American ment something . I hope you do agree with getting back all that we as a Nation have given up to keep from offending others in place of them offending us . Danny

I'm not all into the politics thing but I think Mr. Cosby makes quite a few fine points. He has always been one of my favorite people - a truly funny and blessed person....

Too bad Bill didn't run for President.


Bill Cosby has a great way of distilling things. Looks like hes done it again!

I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!























I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.


(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'


(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.


(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.


(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.


(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.


(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.


(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.


(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.


(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.


(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes



GOD BLESS AMERICA .



Bill Cosby
















Please Forward this to everyone you know, no matter
which side of the fence they're on.


10 comments:

Snarla said...

They're attributing that tripe to Bill Cosby? Sounds like he has a good libel case.
And it's our old friend Danny again, who thinks everyone else should speak our "langue." Good old Danny.

CMcD said...

Well I hope you're sitting down, because I have some shocking news:
Bill Cosby didn't write this!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this is another Carlin situation, with some meathead slapping a celebrity's name on his down-home, country-fried fascist platform.

What's even better is that I'm sure the original author would describe himself as a free-market capitalist like any good rock-ribbed right-wing American, and yet three of the points of his platform are banning international trade, a 100% tariff, and somehow selling wheat at the same price as oil (???). Is he under the delusion that America is the only source of grain in the entire world?

Anonymous said...

I think that Danny should go back OVER one of our borders... perhaps the one out in either the Atlantic or Pacific ocean???... until HE learns to speak and write English.

EPIC teh stooopid. Bill Cosby has had some harder line attitudes about the AA community, but he's never come close to saying anything as ridiculous as this.

Yes, this could be construed as libel, since it is written communication.

Marc with a C said...

"NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'"

And seeing how 70% of Wal-Mart's products are made in China, that list is gonna get pretty damn long.

Celia said...

There's a lot of this kind of thing floating about - some sort of right-wing drivel attributed to a celebrity that didn't have anything to do with it. I suppose they may have chosen Bill Cosby because he occasionally said something to the effect of "young people these days need to learn to speak up and mind their manners" - which led conservatives with over-active imaginations to assume he was as mad as they were about everything.

Jennifer, aka beautiful mind, complex life said...

This sounds like something my Dad would write. Maybe he is the culprit.

Svlad Jelly said...

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.That's pretty bloodthirsty for ole Bill. hahaha.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes.And if we balanced the budget as well, that foreign aid money would pay off our debt in about, what, 400 years or so? The myth of American generosity strikes again!

Bebe 99 said...

And this is not even funny! How could anyone think Bill Cosby would write such a thing?

When I first started getting viral emails from my dad, and each and every one proved false, I thought "Someone is trying to make the right wingers look bad by giving them all of this completely erroneous information." I was so naive. They truly love it, and they really don't care about the truth, not one little bit.

Anonymous said...

I got this one from my dad too. That's how I found this site and immediately-LOL--sent it to my sibs.

I found it in trying to verify that there's no way this is Bill Cosby's philosophy so I could sent it back to my dad, but as I'm sure you all know, it wouldn't matter :-)

 
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