Subject: JOKE OF THE YEAR...
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Date: Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 7:58 AM
Who says it's a joke??? (Walt)...
This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.
> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant
to the United States. He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.
> American for letting me into this country, giving me
> housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free
> education!"
>
> The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
> "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
> America."
>
> The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
>
> The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he
> sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for
> wonderful America!"
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, "I am
> from Middle East . I am not American."
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an
> American?"
>
> She says, "No, I am from Africa."
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably
at work."
>
> IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOU
> WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
> ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
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5/28/2009 05:40:00 PM
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12 comments:
Well, uh, like: DUH and double dog triple DUH!!
So Mr. Russian dude meets w/a Mexican, VietNamese, African and Middle Eastern person, all of whom could easily be here on VACATION (esp in NYC).
But of course, these bigoted @$$holes are hysterically laughing bc, as any good religious racist knows, anyone with brown skin MUST be ILLEGAL, excessively LAZY and RIPPING off all gawd-fearing, "christinist" bigots.
Aaaaggghhhh: teh stoopid racism - it burns.
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Joke of the year? Sheesh, THIS is the best you have to offer?
Dull, ignorant, racist, oh why go on... wake me when you have something that's either funny, snarky, interesting or good (and, like Rip van Winkle, that means I'll be asleep for a very long time).... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"Joke of the Year." That says a lot.
dave
Wingnut Humor Template:
1. "The following is the funniest thing ever!"
2. Unfunny joke-like text.
3. PASS IT ON!
Reminds me of that one about how, with all the people who showed up too see Obama being inaugurated, only five (or something) had to call in to work to say so.
That wasn't joke of the year either.
I'd make another "joke," but my post would get baleeted (again).
In the meantime: isn't this one like...5 years old?
Observations:
1. Now the Middle East is a country?
2. Same with Africa.
3. Nobody of non-European ancestry considers themselves an American, right?
4. All immigrants are illegal. Always. Even if they're legal, it's still bad cuz they're still stealin our jobs n stuff.
I usually get a good laugh out of these, but this one really pissed me off. I know a lot of the people who would pass this on. Ask them to look the next time they see somebody doing a really undesirable job - paving roads in the summer heat, working at a chicken processing plant, etc - and ask what they all have in common? In addition to the fact that they are probably working for minimum wage, they are almost all going to be minorities. I actually had a guy tell me once that white male Christians were the most discriminated against group in the country. I guess if you listen to Rush and Fox News all day your brain just goes to mush.
To the last Anon poster: indeed!
I used to live CA's central valley, which is one of the most fertile parts of our nation and is where a lot of produce is grown.
CA is known to have loads of illegals from many nations working there doing the scut work that no one else wants to do or has the stamina to do. It is hard, back-breaking labor, and bc of these third worlders, we lilly white effete Europeans (I'm talking you, NASCAR set) get to eat cheaply and well.
It is a well accepted fact that the rich landowners ALL hire illegals to make their profit margins bigger.
In the central valley at election time, there was usually a spate of nasty ads basically saying: dirty messicans should all get the $hite out - the reverse of: Yankee go home, if you get my drift.
Usually these loser ads would have some obviously white guy ranting on about illegals "stealing valuable jobs" from poor, poor beleagured white folk. Like: as if!!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: if ya wanna go pick lettuce for less than minimum wage, be my guest!!! I'm sure, no matter what your skin color is, there is some farmer who is willing to hire you at crap wages.
Puh-leeze. Let's just victimize ourselves and feel ever so sorry bc brown people do much of the heavy lifting in this country.
God, the stupid. It burns!
God the stupid. It burns!
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