Fw: Woman shot in head ............(a funny one)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed; with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be coincidence


gruaud said...

Stupid Obama supporters are stupid.

Y'know, there have been many
instances where I have been
mighty, mighty peeved with
BHO, but then I imagine life
under a McCain/Bible Barbie
administration and breath a
sigh of relief.

Too bad the Dems think they
haveus lefties locked up,
thinking we have to vote
for them because it's the
lesser of two evils.

It's still evil.

ferschitz said...

Why what a surprise! It's yet another recycled joke from the wingnut crowd lacking in both a sense of humor and originality.

This one's an old "blonde" joke that's been around for quite a while. So now conservatives have cut and pasted onto it the comment that the blonde is a Democrat & an Obama supporter because... of course, that "makes sense" in terms of this "joke."

Ha ha... not.

Anonymous said...

I live in San Diego, land of Southern CA elective surgery. The majority of dumb blondes there buy their "blondeness" out of a bottle, and most of the blondes that I know are super rightwing Republicans with boob jobs.

katz said...

It's a golden oldie from at least 1994. I remember hearing it and believing it, but I was a kid, of course.

The "silly womenfolk" aspect is interesting. The specifics of the story (the name, her being blonde, who the rescuer is) have been changed around significantly, but the woman is always, always a woman. I guess because men would never go into a tizzy over nothing like that.

Zeno said...

We menfolk don't make silly-ass mistakes like thinking that biscuit dough is brain matter. Heck no! In real life we use nail-guns. And real brains! And then surgery to repair the tiny little nail-in-the-head problem. Piece of cake!

Anonymous said...

Knew this one would be a groaner as soon as I saw the title in RSS.

womzilla said...

Dolly Parton once said, "I don't get upset when people make dumb blond jokes. I know I'm not dumb, and I know I'm not blond."

Marc with a C said...

Ooh! Ooh! I can do this too.

Hmm, lets see...

A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"

The drunk was from Texas and is a card-carrying Republican.

I can do this all day!

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