Fw: RVB = This Month's Dumbest Illegal Alien

DUMBEST ILLEGAL ALIEN

Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $5000.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00
Putting you and your girlfriend on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS 

REMEMBER!!  When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...
no matter how much you love your girl.
This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop...

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even if this were true, we know the person in question is an illegal immigrant because....why? Illegal immigrants are not the only people who acquire fake ID's. But illegals - as opposed to convicted drunk drivers, underage drinkers, or wanted criminals - are the current target of the Republican Party's Daily Two Minutes of Hate, so hey - must be an illegal!

Anonymous said...

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh wait, that's horrible

I grew up under the reign of a RWD, so I'm used to laughing at horrible things to avoid the requisite one-hour lecture about (RW)morality and (RW)values. I'm still not sure who exactly who I am, but at least I'm not like you, RWD.

gruaud said...

Gee, TOO BAD it's illegal to shoot them.

"Lighten up, gru -- it's just a joke!"


Do I have to drop an F-bomb?

Do I, really?

Thx 4 Fish said...

This fictional "illegal alien" may be dumb. But the country is full of real-life idiots who believe everything they read in email propaganda like this. And they vote, regularly. That's priceless--but in a bad way.

ferschitz said...

Bad photoshop, but let's suppose for an instant that it's true. Why does this automatically mean the dude's an "illegal alien"??

I just sat through a lecture today by an AZ state Rep defending the draconian AZ law recently passed to racially profile "undocumented aliens." He kept smugly going on and on about how the law wasn't enacted to do "racial profiling."

Sure: pull the other one. Today I come here and see this. Like it's not sent out deliberately to pit white ***holes against against all the dirty messicans bc we know that all those of Latin descent must, by definition, be: 1) illegal, 2) stupid, 3) dirty, 4) deserving to be shot.

Egad. How do these RW types live with themselves? Cannot begin to relate to their nasty, smug, bitter, racist world view. UGH.

Teh stooopit, it burnz.

katz said...

I...I fail to comprehend why any number of traffic violations would add up to a death sentence.

 
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