FW: white male...

Subj: white male...
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an  Arizona  immigration office. 

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the  United States  with your wife and eight children." 
The man told the fairy,  "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --  PING  ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder.  "I need a big house with a three car garage in  Annapolis  on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.  I want to bring them all over here" --- and --  PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay. 
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish.  I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero .  And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and ---  PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap.  He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?"  he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

                              THIS IS GOOD .. . . . . . . .

                            NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . . .

The fairy said: 
"Tough sh*t, Amigo, Now that you are a white, male, American, you have to fend for yourself." 
And she disappeared


ferschitz said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, let's call the WAAAAAAmbulance for the victimized WHTE men here.

Now it's "Juanita" who has 8 kids!

Typical rightwing think tank propoganda. See how it's done? This goes hand in glove with the fevered bs pooped out daily by the likes of RushBilloSeanGlenn... the only ones who feeeeeeeeel for these downtrodden white men. UGH.

Talk about pitting people against each other. Sheesh. And so "not racist"... yeah, right. pull the other one. Bigoted losers and typical rightwing humor FAIL.

gruaud said...

But, see, the left doesn't want
*anyone* to have to fend for
themselves if they genuinely need
help. That includes the white
guys, too.

That's the part that these jokers
conveniently forget.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it sucks to be poor, with bad teeth, no home, and worn-out clothes.

So why do poor people who happen to be white and male keep voting for Republicans, WHO JUST KEEP SCREWING THEM?

Oh, that's right - because if you joined forces with the poor brown people, then you'd have to face the fact that you're NO DIFFERENT FROM poor people who have a different skin color. Horrors! On second thought, keep voting for the party of (rich) white people. At least they're praise you for being white...even as they keep making you poorer and dumber. That's been working out great for you, hasn't it?

Marc with a C said...

And he said to himself,
'ere she flew out of sight,
"And I won't get pulled over,
Because thank God, I'm white."

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