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For all of you out there in America and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, that bogus god you worship named "Climate Change" or "Global Warming", there is some really bad news that will be very painful for you to process. But it is my duty to pass it on to you anyway.
Are you sitting down?
Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland, since it first started spewing volcanic ash a week ago, has, to this point, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet. Not only that, this single act of God has added emissions to the earth estimated to be 42 times more than can be corrected by the extreme human regulations proposed for annual reductions.
I know, I know... (have a group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up til midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, going on vacation to a city park instead of Yosemite, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the past week.
The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the past week has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And, those hundreds of thousands of American jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... you know, the ones that are creating even more emissions than when they were creating American jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now.
I'm so sorry. And I do wish that there was some kind of a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon emissions in our world for the next two years.
So, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, and have a nice day!
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Oh wingnuts. You reject science again and again, and as a result when you finally think it could help you make a point you get things 100% backwards.
Volcano's actually COOL the Earth, and this has been demonstrated historically. Why? Because they emit sulfur dioxide, which actually reflects sunlight. Its the opposite of the heat trapping effects of CO2.
And, those hundreds of thousands of American jobs you helped move to Asia with expensive emissions demands on businesses... you know, the ones that are creating even more emissions than when they were creating American jobs, well that must seem really worthwhile now
Ya, it was harsh emission standards which caused those businesses to ship those jobs away. Not the fact that they didn't want to pay a living wage to Americans. Not the fact that they could exploit foreign workers in all sorts of profitable ways. It was those darn (non-existent) emissions standards. Stupid environmentalists.
I also love the implication that things like conservation and renewable energy and recycling and not wanting to dump toxins into rivers are all just related to global warming, as if there were no other environmental problems to consider.
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Wingtards -- you are so GOD-DAMNED STUPID.
I ain't refuting; I'm just laughing at your dumb asses.
Oh god, I never really considered the extreme INCONVENIENCE of the most minimal conservation efforts!
Some people in this world have to live on a few dollars a day, walk miles for clean drinking water, live without indoor plumbing, central heat, or electricity, and watch their kids die from disease and malnutrition.
But GOD FORBID you be expected to do something so horribly INCONVENIENT as not drive an over-sized gas-guzzler, not own a speedboat, schlep a few fabric bags to the grocery store, or use different light bulbs or cleaning products!
How utterly unreasonable! Thank heavens we can think of an excuse to not be so horribly inconvenienced!
What spoiled, whiney little shits these people are.
Wait, I thought Obama, Science, Political Correctness, and Atheism were the false gods liberals worshiped! Now there's Climate Change too? I can't keep up with this pantheon.
The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland [...] has, to this point, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet.
Turns out it's been a net positive.
If one volcano negates every single effort to control CO2 emissions, it probably means we haven't done very much to control CO2 emissions. And we haven't.
Okay, wingnut emailer: we're going to dump a years' worth of garbage on your lawn. I compost and recycle and buy in bulk to minimize packaging. You don't. You want to clean up my garbage, or your own?
Even working from this mailing's stupid logic, this is a simple math problem. Twice as much of a bad thing would be worse.
The people who read this and believe it are stupid. The ones who wrote it are evil.
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