Subject: The future.....January 2013
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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Yeah, that joke was pretty funny. I liked it better when the president in the joke was named "Bush."
Time for a math problem!
How many Republican leaders are there who
can attract the independent voters while at the
time appease their bloodthirsty lunatic fringe?
That poor little old man is going to be damned
disappointed in 2013.
Old joke, but I guess the old ones never die.
Not sure why this should imply anyone's love for the Marines? Marines are professional enough to do their jobs no matter who it President. Anything else would bring dishonor to the Corp.
Odd, the Marines I know find this kind of idiotic tripe from their own country shameful.
FAIL!! This one is recycled from the W admin. And the usual rightwing "love" of the military (which extends only to giving them praise; certainly NOT to increasing their pay or improving their Veteran's benefits; that would, ya know, require TAXES) has to be tossed out as red meat to bait the dolts. zzzzzzzzzz
For the love of all things holy, can you people come up with ONE original joke? Please? Just one, single, solitary joke that you actually WRITE YOURSELVES, instead of borrowing from the left and doing name-substitution?
I mean, I know the left has all the cool funny talented people - but surely SOMEONE one your side can come up with ONE good joke that isn't copied from us?
Plagerism FAIL.
AGAIN.
When are they going to resurrect the one that begins "George Bush finally dies?" The one that ends with Bush giving a BJ to Clinton? You'd think they'd be all over that one.
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