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Subject: Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

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>> An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da
>> hour, sister?" he asks.  "$100," she replies.
>> In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
>>  "No" she says.
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>>    "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
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>>    "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
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>>    "I pay you $300."
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>>    "No," she says.
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>>    "I pay you $400."
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>>    "No," she says.
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>>    So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
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>>   She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've
>> had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How
>> bad could immigrant style be?"
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>>   So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
>> finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was
>> expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good.  So,
>> what exactly is immigrant style?"
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>>   The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
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>>   AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS , IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
>> ARE SCREWING US!


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