FW: Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

Subject: Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

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>> An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da
>> hour, sister?" he asks.  "$100," she replies.
>> In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
>>  "No" she says.
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>>    "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
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>>    "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
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>>    "I pay you $300."
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>>    "No," she says.
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>>    "I pay you $400."
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>>    "No," she says.
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>>    So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
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>>   She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've
>> had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How
>> bad could immigrant style be?"
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>>   So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
>> finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was
>> expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good.  So,
>> what exactly is immigrant style?"
>>
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>>   The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
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>>   AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS , IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
>> ARE SCREWING US!


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6 comments:

Celia said...

No separation, of course, between "immigrants" and "illegal immigrants".

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was dumb.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he should have gone to rentboy.com for his prostitute needs?

gruaud said...

If the US economy seriously goes tits up, and
the Canadian economy was humming along...
what do you think would happen?

Mexico has to recreate millions of jobs
lost to Globalization; and, so far, they have
failed in miserable fashion due to obstruction
on the part of the US.

Thomas said...

Stupid joke...everybody knows the prostitute gets the money upfront...right? Wait....everybody knows that, right? Right?

ferschitz said...

Yes, yes, every single frackin one of our country's problems is due to "immigrants." Actually I agree, but mostly it's due to descendents of "immigrants" from northern european countries who cannot get over the delusional fixation that the universe revolves around their ***holes and that they can be dumb greedy racist stupid bigots for no other reason than: just because.

To call this a "joke" demeans all humor of any kind at any time in history. Epic fail.

 
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