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Let's see.........who was it that told me to quit writing about Obama

during the elections?

> Well, let's take a look at his wonderful accomplishments so far

> Obama's busy schedule,
> He is just not sitting around doing nothing you know..........
> Look at his accomplishments
> Observations of the President's 1st 100 Days
> 1. Offended the Queen of England.
> 2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.
> 3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
> 4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
> 5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.
> 6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions.
> 7. Gave away billions to AIG. Also without pre-conditions.
> 8. Expanded the bailouts.
> 9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.
> 10. Doubled our national debt.
> 11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after
> the North Koreans launched an ICBM.
> 12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA
> directors, released information on intelligence gathering.
> 13. Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet
> members cheated on their taxes and two others withdrew after they couldn't
> take the heat.
> 14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as
> "dangers to the nation", groups including veterans of the military, and
> opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word
> "terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as "man
> made disasters".
> 15. Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America's
> greatness.
> 16. Told Mexicans the violence in their country was because of us.
> 17. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its
> Department of Commerce origins.
> 18. Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced
> removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose mother
> died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in the United States.
> 19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists
> who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of
> the Bush administration will likely stand trial for "torturing" a
> terrorist who had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by pouring
> water up their nose.
> 20. Flew Air Force One over New York City causing panic at a cost of
> $400,000 to get a photo you can make with Photo Shop for less than a
> dollar.
> 21. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure Europe that the
> US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be on
> their own with the Muslims
> 22. Began the process of nationalizing the Auto Industry and the Insurance
> industry.
> 23 Announced that for intent and purposes the Health Insurance Industry
> will be nationalized.
> And just think - only 1360 days to go, if we have anything left.
> Let's pray for what's left of our country folks.
> _____
> Looking for love this summer? Find it now on AOL


Emma said...

Okay, well, off the top of my head:

1-5. So?

6. That's right, talking is evul librul scheme, must BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN...

7. Is Obama making too many demands of companies the government bails out or just giving them free money? Come on, make up your minds.

8. ...to people who aren't obscenely wealthy.

9. Special Olympians like the one who wrote this email. Actually, I take that back, I've never met a retarded kid who would write something this stupid.

14a. Right wing veterans of the military and anti-choicers tend to produce acts of terror.

14b. Bullshit.

16. Well it is.

18. ...what? So it's okay to come here looking for a life of freedom? What do they think illegals are looking for?

19. Okay, time to waterboard the email writer.

20. So they didn't get to the part in the newspaper article where Obama *found out* about the photo op and was furious?

21. Good. Israel should never have been created. All we're doing now is sponsoring the Jewish genocide of Palestinians.

22. If by "industry" you mean the companies that failed due to shitty business models, then yeah. What do you want him to do? Give out free money?

23. Woo... Time to send the writer back to second grade for some grammar lessons. But... considering that capitalism fails at providing affordable health insurance to anyone except those the company is sure will never use it...

Anonymous said...

Oh come now, they forgot a bunch of stuff:

24. Ordered his media minions to destroy poor, innocent, totally not a quitter from her job Sarah Palin.

25. Got a Portuguese Water Dog to live with the first family. What, are AMERICAN dogs not good enough for him?

26. Secretly framed several totally peaceful right wing patriot types for violent actions which they totally didn't commit, just so it would look like the DHS report about them potentially committing violence was correct.

27. Is no doubt carrying on a secret affair or affairs, since apparently every major politician in Washington is doing so. Except Obama is worse than Sanford, Ensign, etc, because he won't come out and admit it! He's clearly a dirty liar!

I'm sure there are other things I've forgotten.

Hibryd said...

"10. Doubled our national debt."

No, no, no. For starters, I think you mean the "deficit", and a huge part of that is due to Obama's team actually *counting* the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Bush left them off the balance sheet.

gruaud said...

Lots of distortions and outright lies, but we expect that.

Now compile Dubya's gaffes.

That should take you about eight years.

Anonymous said...

28. Has outright refused to show us his "real" birth cartefeekut, so really Barry Sotero is not our legal POTUS. Let's all succede (I keep wishing).

29. Palls around with lots of known terrorists like Bill Ayers & ACORN!!! Wake up, sheeples.

30. Can only speeeke when reedeing frum TeLEpromTReerz.

32. Installed his negritude in the BLACK house... ROFLMAO!! weer sew funies!

33. Inflicted ghetto kewltur on our poor victimized lilly-white @sses.

34. Raises my blood pressure daily bc a day without insane anger over nothing is like a day without sunshine.

OM said...

You know, I read this email and I'm slowly getting filled with hatred for our Kenyan President. But then I get to the last line and I realize all I need is love! At least for the summer.

cognitive dissident said...

I wrote a set of answers to this list, not that a wingnut would be interested in correcting any of their many errors/distortions/lies...

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