Curator's note: Technically not a RW FWD:, this ditty made it into the collection because it, too, is FWD:ed from RWD to RWD to RWD, and so on. RW FWD:s are possibly part of an addiction for some RWDs out there.
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering' ,
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'
Thank you for being my E-mail buddy and friend!
But click I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO?into it.
I was into it all night.
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.