Fw: Cleaning Poem

Curator's note: Technically not a RW FWD:, this ditty made it into the collection because it, too, is FWD:ed from RWD to RWD to RWD, and so on. RW FWD:s are possibly part of an addiction for some RWDs out there.

Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering' ,
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO?into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

Thank you for being my E-mail buddy and friend!


Anonymous said...

If you give a mouse a roller cleaning,
then he's going to ask for a Wikipedia article on the Iberian Peninsula to go with it.

Anonymous said...

Cutsey-pootsie... not my thing but whatever...

katz said...

I love it when computer-related forwards have the barely-literate as an audience.

Thomas said...

I hope this doesn't get forwarded to any British right-wingers, because "fanny" doesn't mean the same as it does in the States.

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