If you hear a loud noise in the sky, it isn't thunder, it's Elvis beating the shit out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.
FW: Thunder???
7/15/2009 04:42:00 PM
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Why? I'm sure he never touched her.
I'm sure they never had sex before marriage, so why are wingers mad? Isn't this the epitome of their abstinence only plan?
But then again, I'm sure they never had sex after they married, either.
WTF is w/ the Michael Jackson hate? I mean I'm annoyed as anyone at the overblown 24/7 coverage that will not end, but really...
When the composer of this forward dies, a lot of geeks will be waiting with heavenly sticks for everyone that ever wrote a crappy e-mail forward in Comic Sans.
Also, are we assuming here that Michael Jackson went to heaven, or that Elvis went to hell? Or are they both in space on the way back to their respective home planets?
Needs "comic sans" tag.
Uh, I guess it's bc MJ was "black" (I put that in quotes only bc it appeared as if MJ was conflicted about his AA heritage and was trying his darndest to be white) and Priscilla Presley is white.
So that is probably why they are upset in winger-world: teh eeevuls of miscegenation!
PS I like the one post about "where" Elvis & MJ are "meeting" - is it: a) heaven? b) hell? or c) some cosmic limbo land? ha ha ha
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