Fw: The Economy Is So Bad...

The Economy Is So Bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally....

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.


Anonymous said...

I'm glad Jay Leno's jokewriters have found something to do with their time off.

Celia said...

Jewish people sure do like money!


gruaud said...

Hey neat, the guy who made 50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who should be investigating the Bush administration, as well.

Does that make it a little more clear, you right wing partisan numbskulls?

Anonymous said...

If these numbskulls want to know what happened to the $750billion, why don't they ask their Republican state governors what it is being spent on?

Oh, that's right: Sarah Palin is too busy being a media whore to even BE the governor of AK, and Mark Sanford was too busy making sexytime in Argentina to even transfer his duties to his lieutenant gov. whilst he was out of the country (originally planned to be gone for 10 days). And Hayley Barbour in MS? Sheesh, that money's probably all in the pockets of his extended red neck family who managed to rob the FEMA money after Hurricane Katrina. As for Piyush (aka "Bobby") Jindal: well you might have to ask his exorcist about volcanos in LA. And Rick Perry in TX is too busy promising his teabaggers that TX will succeed from the USA.

So, I dunno: where did that money go in Republican run states?? Good question! I'd like to know the answer to that, too.

Marlowe said...

Shorter RWF: Jews are nearly as obsessed with money as I am, and only communists punish criminals.

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