Bank Account 
If I don't get this back, I will know
you really didn't read it. I got this
from someone and thought the last
part was really a good thought.
If I send this to you, please send it
back so I will know that my friends
do know the Lord. 
Fwd: Fw: Bank Account.
7/02/2009 05:58:00 AM
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7 comments:
JESUS is not a number. I'm so confused...
Jesus is invisible but leaves a shadow...
So... He's some kind of reverse vampire?
I think that's the cover to an erotic ghost novel.
Awesome purple clouds, Jesus!
Reply: RE Bank Account
Dear Customer:
Do to the current economic situation caused by the lack of moral fiber and poor ethical behavior of the ruling elite and pretty much everybody else, GodBank regrets to inform you that we have been forced to make considerable changes in the way in which we conduct business.
In order to compete in an ever expanding global market, GodBank will no longer accept Jesus coinage or currency. If you have Jesus currency on account with us, you may convert it to one of the stronger current currencies like Allah Akbar or Chairman Mao.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you and look forward to serving you while you possess a corporeal body to serve. For investment advice, please contact one of our customer service representatives at CheapNihilism.com.
Thank you for your continued patronage.
"I am the son of god living in the middle east. I am in need of help relocating funds from Israel to the united states. If you please send me your bank account numbers, I will transfer $100,000,000 into your account, which you can keep as my gift to you. Praise me!"
Gad. Talk about repressed sexuality. This looks like something Fabio used to pose for with those bodice-ripper romance novels.
Guess some 'em wingtarded wimmin iz horny or something.
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