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Subject: John's Egg Business

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.

I was just wondering,

When will this political crap be over?


Anonymous said...

Instant Rimshot

bendk said...


Hurf, followed by durf.

That is all.

Marc with a C said...

"John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges."

Wait...they have a chicken-fucking competition at the Renfrew Country Fair now?

Also, the spelling of "No Bell." priceless!

gruaud said...

The "political crap" will be over when you wingtards just STFU.

Anonymous said...

This joke is so amazingly boring I literally cannot read past the second sentence no matter how hard I try.

I just skipped to the end for the "punchline." Wow.

Anonymous said...

As one post said: I had no idea that the purported pol. party of such vaunted "family values" would see chicken fucking as a great event at a county fair. Who knew?

And the final question posited is my final question to these dunderheads: when the eff will you all get over the fact that your side LOST and when can we just get on with it without your side having a coniption fit over every damn thing in the book???

Right wing "humor" at it's finest: dumb, dull and not remotely funny.

Marlowe said...

"This political crap"? Sorry the way our country operates is too boring for you, teabaggers. I'm sure there's a Larry the Cable Guy special on somewhere.

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