Subject: Fwd: Investment Advice
I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying.
He said, "If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods and ammunition are your best bet.
He said, "If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods and ammunition are your best bet.
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That's actually great advice, because you can just turn around and sell those supplies to panicky right wing morons at a huge mark up.
I also think its funny that stockbrokers are supposed to have credibility, considering it was them who cause this economic shitshow in the first place.
Thanks, Anon: excellent commentary, and too true. Just shows the level of insipidness that passes for "humor" amongst conservatives.
Of course, I have to label this one: passed around by the guns 'n ammo industry who've done nothing but *rake in money* from credulous rightwingers since that "N" word got in the White House.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/02/AR2009110202712.html
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703367004576289450963074440.html
Not that Obama has done squat about taking away 2d Amendment rights, nor has Obama ever threatened to do so.
But hey: why let FACTS get in the way of conservative fictional fairy tale land. Rush said Obama's gonna take away yer gunz - booga booga - so it must be true!!!!!!!
He sounds like a terrible stockbroker.
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