Fwd: Census Sucks

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Subject: Fwd: Census Sucks


They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal aliens;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate. 
" Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.


gruaud said...

Once again, it's apparent that the word 'why' is utterly foreign to our conservative brethren and sistren.

Why are there so many damned illegal aliens?

Why are so many people on crack, even considering its addictive qualities?

Why are more and more people unemployed and why are the prospects for them and the future unemployed so grim?

Why are so many people in prison and why does the US have one of the highest incarceration rates in the world?

Why should we even have a legislative branch of government?

I'll even add a few more for you:

Why should we have standards for the manufacture of food and medicines?

Why should minorities of any stripe have equal rights?

Why should we even have public schools, libraries, or fire departments?

Why should we have watchdogs on the financial sector or watchdogs over anything, for that matter?

Why should we give a shit about the environment?


Try not to kneejerk it like you usually do. Try to think about it.

sthugar said...

There was a great comeback to this posted on STFU Conservatives.

Thx 4 Fish said...

"unemployable people" is this the new term Republicans are using for the disabled? I don't think that is an improvement.

ferschitz said...

"12 million illegal aliens"

Where is this number coming from, and how accurate is it? These days, I believe that more people - whether legal or illegal "aliens" - are leaving the USA, anyway. Knock, knock, yoo hoo: there's been something of a reverse migration, by choice, to Mexico due to no jobs in Team USA. Soon the sons & daughters of conservatives may wish to be "wetbacks," themselves: swimming south of the border for jobs in Mexico.

"2 million people in over 243 prisons"

Probably but why is that? In CA, it was *conservatives* who paid for the Three Strikes voter initiative and got it passed. And guess what? It ended up being, as predicted, and unfunded mandate. Judges of all political persuasions decried the 3 strikes law bc of its rigidity and bc it has resulted in over-crowded prisons for no real reason other than conservatives being punitive towards their perceived "enemy," mostly minorities. It has been super expensive to incarcerate so many prisonors, esp as they get older and require addtional care, etc.

But oh well: as long as conservatives have some kind of "moral victory" feeling self-righteous in their indignation at those who commit crimes, even if the crimes are of limited consequence.

You did it yourselves, and NOW you're whiiiiing about having to pay for it. How effective is that??? Not much. Typical.

Why don't you all just call the waaaaahmbulance so you can whine and cry together about your horrid little plight of having to live in and among so many who are so *undeserving* compared to you white-bread self-righteous, self-absorbed, selfish, supercilious, and yet so very stupid, so-called "Christianist" whiners???

What's your *solution*??? Other than whining and feeling self-satisfiedly victimized??? Oh yeah right: you have NO solutions other than to complain and point fingers of blame at *someone else.* Try looking in the mirror the next time.

Matthew 7:3

Anonymous said...

The illegal immigration numbers are probably coming from the Pew Hispanic Center.

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