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I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying.

He said, "If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods and ammunition are your best bet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's actually great advice, because you can just turn around and sell those supplies to panicky right wing morons at a huge mark up.

I also think its funny that stockbrokers are supposed to have credibility, considering it was them who cause this economic shitshow in the first place.

ferschitz said...

Thanks, Anon: excellent commentary, and too true. Just shows the level of insipidness that passes for "humor" amongst conservatives.

Of course, I have to label this one: passed around by the guns 'n ammo industry who've done nothing but *rake in money* from credulous rightwingers since that "N" word got in the White House.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/02/AR2009110202712.html

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703367004576289450963074440.html

Not that Obama has done squat about taking away 2d Amendment rights, nor has Obama ever threatened to do so.

But hey: why let FACTS get in the way of conservative fictional fairy tale land. Rush said Obama's gonna take away yer gunz - booga booga - so it must be true!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He sounds like a terrible stockbroker.

 
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