Curator's note: This RWFWD is an updated version of this submission already in the archive.
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."
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5 comments:
Our Muslim president carrying two pigs?! Apostasy! Fatwa! WWIII!
*swoons*
Good lord, that was actually funny.
Surprisingly it is, although implying a mystifying backstory.
Yet AGAIN (will it never stop?) with the recycled Bush jokes.
The right's writers sure are lucky someone invented the "search and replace" function to make their jobs easier.
And the marine was promptly fired.
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