Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...


Anonymous said...


A weak joke, a weaker strawman (or "strawteacher" as it were). At least it doesn't try extra hard to be racist or cram in a pointless dig at Obama.

gruaud said...

I like fried chicken, too.

So fucking what, assholes?

Anonymous said...


You should drink some prune juice. It should take care of your constipation. Oh wait, maybe something else for your diarrhea of your mouth.

Anonymous said...

To all you vegans:
My food pooped on your food.

ferschitz said...

Is this an attempt at a "joke"? If so, very weak. I guess it's an excuse to take a dig at PETA or those damned liberal vegetarians or something. Rightwing humor fail, per usual.

katz said...

Well, it was a good enough joke to attract two trolls, or one internet-impaired troll.

Anonymous said...

To all you vegans:
My food pooped on your food.

And your food ate that pooped on food. And then spent most of its short, awful life knee deep in its own shit on a factory farm. Bon appetite!

Hooray4US said...

Hey all you conservatives who think you're so swell just eating hormone & steroid infested meat from sick animals: good luck with your diabetes, heart disease and other illnesses! And good luck paying for your health care because, the gawds only know, having a single payer system is teh dreaded Hitlerism or something... plus good luck paying top dollar premium prices for all those meds you'll need to take because the dog knows, we don't want to have a Canadian style health care system where meds are cheaper. Eat eat eat spend spend spend ... later rinse repeat...

Avery said...

I've been eating meat all my life and I haven't got the diabetus yet.

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