Fw: FW: Excellent trade

Curator's note: This RWFWD is an updated version of this submission already in the archive


Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs.  These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

5 comments:

Snarla said...

Our Muslim president carrying two pigs?! Apostasy! Fatwa! WWIII!
*swoons*

gruaud said...

Good lord, that was actually funny.

katz said...

Surprisingly it is, although implying a mystifying backstory.

Anonymous said...

Yet AGAIN (will it never stop?) with the recycled Bush jokes.

The right's writers sure are lucky someone invented the "search and replace" function to make their jobs easier.

M. Ray Crabbinson said...

And the marine was promptly fired.

 
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