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Fw: Fw: Outside the box



You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.



2. An old friend who once saved
your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue
reading.



This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take
the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
to find your perfect mate again.



YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations.


Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'



HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway,
have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



God, I just love happy endings!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do these idiots have any concept of MEDICARE?

gruaud said...

Kill an old woman, rape a young
woman, and then get drunk.

Yup, just another perfect day
in RW loony-land.

Celia said...

This looks like it was once a less political forward that some doof tacked a thing about Obama onto. Very obviously amended.

ferschitz said...

What the...???!? I've read the original questionnaire before, with the "correct" answer. It has its dweeby value (of a sort).

But then in typically perverted rightwinger fashion, they tack on twisted, ugly, misogynistic crap and think it's a giant laugh riot! Like gruaud says: kill an old lady, rape a stranger and go get drunk... and then invoke your "God" about how this is such a "happy ending" for YOU.

Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Why does your car only have room for one? Why are these people waiting for a bus? Why wouldn't they call an ambulance if the old lady needed to go to the hospital? How would you know this person is your "perfect partner"? Why couldn't you come back for people? Is the storm going to kill them?

How would you have sex with a stranger you just met in public on the hood of your car during a wild storm? Even if you did so, why would you leave them their in the storm to go pound brews and then get back behind the wheel? Is a "perfect partner" just a one time sex object to these people?

Why am I trying to make sense of idiot wingnut ramblings?

katz said...

The staggering ignorance of these people about the bill they oppose so much is really formidable. It seems futile to try to point out that *Healthcare reform isn't a health insurance plan.* It doesn't pay for anything and it isn't supposed to. And that, if the woman already didn't have health insurance, she couldn't possibly be worse off than she was before. And that she's old, so she has Medicare anyway.

Anonymous said...

Apparently this question is written in Twilight-land, where cell phones don't exist.

Anoner said...

In response to last Anon post: no it's written in Rightwingnuttia, where no one has any brains.

Hooray4US said...

To Katz: Stop making sense!!! As Anoner said, this is Rightwingnuttia! Logic, reason and facts (but not yer gunz) are checked at the door before entering Rightwingnuttia.

Hooray4US said...

To Katz: Stop making sense!!! As Anoner said, this is Rightwingnuttia! Logic, reason and facts (but not yer gunz) are checked at the door before entering Rightwingnuttia.

 
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