Job Interview A man seeking to join a border state Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.The Sergeant doing the interview says:
'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit.'
'Why the rabbit?' the man asked.
'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'