It's Garfield. Telling us to drill for oil in Pennsylvania. Hmm...
So this reminded me of a book I just finished called The Long Emergency: Surviving the End of Oil, Climate Change, and Other Converging Catastrophes of the Twenty-First Century
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Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.
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4 comments:
Perhaps by "keeper" they meant "transparent pun".
You can tell it's not authentic Garfield because it tries to make a joke.
Also, it's almost funny. Another sign that it's not a genuine Garfiled.
Not to mention that Jim Davis may be a tapped-out hack, but he's a genuinely nice guy (among other things, a big fan of Garfield Minus Garfield). I don't see him creating something so grouchy and ignorant.
(Like for example, has anyone drilled in Pennsylvania at any point in the last 80 years? Those wells are dryyyyyyyyy...)
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