Curator's note: The text of this FWD: was originally intended to be directed at the "liberal media," but some RWD along the way apparently inserted "TO BARACK OBAMA" into the subject line.
Subject: TO BARACK OBAMA
YOU ARE FIRED
1. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why Barack Hussein Obama Continually Refuses To Provide A Valid Copy Of His Actual Birth Certificate To The American People.
2. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why Team Obama Has Spent As Much As 1.5 Million Dollars To Obstruct Efforts By American Citizens That Would Compel Obama To Produce A Valid Birth Certificate.
3. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why The Democratic National Committee Produced And Notarized Two Separate Documents Certifying The Candidacy Of Barack Hussein Obama And Why The Phrase "Legally Qualified To Serve Under The Provisions Of The United States Constitution" Is Conspicuously Missing From The Second Certification.
You were issued multiple warnings of your poor performance in the form of rapidly declining circulation rates and ratings, and you chose to not only disregard these warnings but engage in rank and derisive insubordination toward your employers; namely the American people. This termination shall become effective shortly, at that time, please remove all personal belongings from your desk and exit in an orderly fashion.
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HERE