FW: TO BARACK OBAMA

Curator's note: The text of this FWD: was originally intended to be directed at the "liberal media," but some RWD along the way apparently inserted "TO BARACK OBAMA" into the subject line.


Subject:
TO BARACK OBAMA


NOTICE OF TERMINATION
YOU ARE FIRED

We regret to inform you that your services and the services of those who work for you are no longer needed or desired by the American people. This termination is the result of your poor performance and your inability to provide truthful, accurate and factual information to your employers; the American people. Most recently, your infractions include but are not limited to:

1. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why Barack Hussein Obama Continually Refuses To Provide A Valid Copy Of His Actual Birth Certificate To The American People.

2. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why Team Obama Has Spent As Much As 1.5 Million Dollars To Obstruct Efforts By American Citizens That Would Compel Obama To Produce A Valid Birth Certificate.

3. Your Refusal To Inquire As To Why The Democratic National Committee Produced And Notarized Two Separate Documents Certifying The Candidacy Of Barack Hussein Obama And Why The Phrase "Legally Qualified To Serve Under The Provisions Of The United States Constitution" Is Conspicuously Missing From The Second Certification.


You were issued multiple warnings of your poor performance in the form of rapidly declining circulation rates and ratings, and you chose to not only disregard these warnings but engage in rank and derisive insubordination toward your employers; namely the American people. This termination shall become effective shortly, at that time, please remove all personal belongings from your desk and exit in an orderly fashion.

Sincerely,

YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HERE

8 comments:

gruaud said...

Birthers or teabaggers...who's crazier?

Anonymous said...

@ Gruaud

Kind of a trick question, isn't it, given that there is so much overlap between the groups?

ferschitz said...

Wheeee: wierdo Orly's Tainted rides again.

I'm glad that she at least had some kind of uncommon sense to put the words "liberal media" in quotes. Probably the closest that ginormous liar has ever come to telling anything truthful.

This is yet another:

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gruaud said...

Ya got me, anon.

It was indeed a trick question.

The answer, of course, is Glenn Beck.

Peter said...

"We regret to inform you that your services and the services of those who work for you are no longer needed or desired by the American people."

That's an interesting claim, considering that Obama's approval ratings are hovering in the mid 50s. Where was this author when Bush's were in the mid 20s?

Tootseye said...

To Mike: it is all a GOP fantasy (see also: sex tapes of Carrie Prejean). Facts don't matter, only lies matter.

katz said...

Man, I love Your Name And Address Here. He's so insightful.

Κάρτες r4i said...

Hi,
I like this article but..
Can someone tell me about Barack Obama?
I know that he is a serious candidate for '08, but I would like to know where he stands on the issues. I checked his site but nowhere can I find the info. i am looking for.
so please tell me...

 
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