Fw: Terrorist Warning

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers. And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States !

It's gonna get ugly!


Anonymous said...

I swear these RWF writers get more racist and ignorant every week.

bendk said...

Hahahahaheheheheh ahahah lololol we are killing people by the millions because we got what we deserved one day lolololololol our image as the Great Satan in the Mid East is highly justified hahahahahahehehehehahah this shitheel has never met an actual Middle Eastern person in his life and if he did, didn't have the balls to act on his dumbass views ahhahahahehehehehlolololol people live in constant fear that their cities will be carpet bombed by "brave" soldiers lololoohahahahaha we kill school children in that country HAHAHAHAHHA

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ferschitz said...

Teabagger "humor" at it's most typical. Tell me know, is the POTUS from the middle east? from Indonesia? from Kenya? or from "exotic" Hawaii?

I haz confuzuzzled...

racist, ignorant dolts!

An American by choice said...

You are left leaning dolts,have any of you at any time put "your" country above yourselfs?The distaste that you must feel looking in the mirror must somehow translate to hate for the country and people that allow you to be such "selfless" idiots.Yes,your mentors from every communist "piece of heaven" have to be laughing into their beer.wine?To think that I spent 15 years of my life defending worthless bags of skin like you.Your guy Stalin said it best "usefull idiots...Have a blessed day...or in your cases,mostlikly not.:)

gruaud said...

"Have a blessed day"...is there any more hypocritical, sanctimonious crap as this?

Fuck you, asshole. We're not here to make
nice, as poor, idiot Dori found out.

Hey RW dummy, we put our country above ourselves every time when it mattered: JFK's murder, RK's murder, MLK's murder, the Civil
Rights movement, THE FUCKING CIVIL WAR,
et cetera. Most Vietnam vets are lefties.

Why is that, dolt?

We progress, you kill. You're EVIL.

Our distaste is not for our country.

It is for YOU.

And you are the useful idiots. Lefties aren't commies, a distinction utterly beyond you.
The hard right tells you what to think; and,
like the robot idiots you are, you think it.
Beep beep, robot.

You are monsters. You hateful idiots.

You are not Americans, that's for sure.

Tootseye said...

Good try, Gruaud. And yes, Mr. Troll, we put our country before ourselves waaaay more than you self-serving, selfish, self-absorbed teabaggers ever do.

I love this troll's "identity" as "American by Choice." So, uh, hmmm, lemme see, is this troll trying to indicate that he immigrated to the USA "by his choice"? That's what "by choice" suggests to me. In which case, Mr. Troll better check with his rightwing masters because he might discover that they don't like "his kind."

Or is he trying to suggest, as is the wont of wingtarded idiots who are brainwashed by their corporate overlords, that all progressives by definition are UNAmerican? That's most likely the case.

Well, Mr. Troll, then riddle me this: why is it only rightwing spooge Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn is holding up a bill to increase funding for Vets right now??

Yeah, that's right. Per usual, the rightwing is all gungho on sending US citizens - as long as it's not them or their relatives - into war to get killed and maimed. Coburn was all Mr. Let's go to War, man! Without any questioning of the costs or where the money was going to come from. Just go! Yay, team!

Now that the troops - who lefties were scolded by the righwing to "support" as if we weren't already doing that - are coming home maimed, debilitated, etc... well now Mr. Coburn is suddenly very, very, very, very, very worried about funding to assist these self-same troops that lefties purportedly don't "support."

Cry me a river, Mr. Troll, and go look in the mirror when you fart out your nasty illiterate and poorly written (demonstrating a dull thought process that makes no sense) crap.

Go have a nice day where the sun don't shine.

PS I have no idea what you mean by stating that Stalin is "my guy." Do you even KNOW who Stalin is? Do you even KNOW when & where he lived? Do you even KNOW what Stalin did? Doubt it. Because if you knew even ONE fact about Mr. Stalin, you might get a clue that he has nothing to do with progressives in America these days.

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