Fw: My new AARP Card

I joined the new AARP.....

Let me get this straight. Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose Chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress which hasn't read it, signed by a President who smokes, funded by a Treasury Chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.
What could possibly go wrong?


gruaud said...

You couldn't get it straight if you had a laser-guided

Snarla said...

Let's see, several dozen senators and congresspeople who cheat on their spouses while claiming the moral high ground will filibuster health care while taking massive payoffs from the health insurance industry as hundreds of their constituents die from lack of access to healthcare...

Catholic bishops and born-again preachers will rail against it while millions of the poor go without basic health care.

And hey, a lot of those politicians, health insurance insects, and clergy are fat, smoke, and don't pay taxes.

Meanwhile fat guys Dobbs, Beck, and Limbaugh cash their paychecks and spend their wages on pursuing wife number four or taking a little sex tour to a third-world country with a suitcase full of viagra and oxycontin.


gruaud said...

Snarla brings the smackdown.

katz said...

We've had this one before; it just has a lolrepublican-style picture added.

ferschitz said...

Go Snarla!! I think you covered all the bases.

Hypocracy on steroids much?

While the rest of the USA gives thanks, teabaggers spend their holiday thinking of new ways to express their racism or figuring out new ways to further victimize themselves.

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