Fwd: Netanyahu's Gift to the Palestinians

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 Now that's class...
 
Netanyahu's Gift to the Palestinians
 
ISRAELI P.M. B. NETANYAHU responds to a disgusting gesture with utter class ...

Netanyahu received an item from the leader of HAMAS. During the recent cease-fire, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”..(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu), in an elaborate box with a note. After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.”
Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note. Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel.”
Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously…
“Every leader can only give the best his people can produce.”

 





9 comments:

Son of Strom said...

I know it's cowshit, so I guess I'm not able to yell "Bullshit!"

Anonymous said...

Ya, that totally happened. 100% true. No doubt about it.

CharlieE said...

I'm still not sure why I'm supposed to care passionately about anything involving Israel.

I've never cared any more about Israel than I do about Paraguay or Burkina Faso, but somehow, I know I'm supposed to.

Because of this, I find no humor in today's RWF.

gruaud said...

The RW's fascination for Netanyahu is matched only by their love of Putin. So those two guys must have something in common.

Wonder what it is?

ferschitz said...

Crap.

The dittoheads have been carefully trained to "care" about Israel for the following reasons:

1. Many of them are awaiting the Rapture (dibs on their stuff) and have read that terribly written Left Behind series. According to lore, the Jews must live in Israel for the rapture to happen. Nuttyahoo is well aware of this craptastic nonsense, but takes full advantage of it. from his perspective: why not fleece the US rubes?

2. Israel is the tail that wags the dog. There's lists out there of all of the many US federal (and state) politicians who have dual Israeli citizenship. They've pushed the Israeli agenda since WWII and ensured that US taxpayers fund Israel hugely. It's all about the MIC, mainly, and lining the pockets of those involved, but we're fed stories about how the brave Israeli's are our main ally in the ME.

So it's mainly about fleecing the rubes in various ways.

I was really angry when the Republicans invited Nuttyahoo to speak to Congress. It was a huge insult to our President, but that's all the GOP is about these: insulting the N****r in the White House and punching horrid liberals.

Nuttyahoo is responsible for genocide on the Palestinians. It's disgusting. This fairy tale is just the usual dull rightwing think tank rubbish that tossed to an increasingly dumbed down base.

But hey: look over there!!!!! Blahs on Welfare!!!! THEY'RE the ones who're making your life a misery!!!111!!!

Thx 4 Fish said...

I wish Netanyahu was the classy guy portrayed here. He is a leader in the same mold as our neocons. They may both disrespect the current President of the USA, but I seriously doubt he has as much admiration for the neocons as they have for him.

Hooray4US said...

Nothing like praising a genocidal maniac, who's living large on your tax dollars.

What's next? A an honorary Humanitarian of the Year Award for Pol Pot?

Mike Hawk said...

LOL at all your silly Liberal Weenies dissing Israel.

Bunch of idiots...or just stupid mother fuckers.

Mike Hawk

P.S. - Those damn A-R-A-B-S are definitely nice folks who
mean absolutely no harm whatsoever to Israel.

Mike Hawk said...

You liberal Weenies will never understand how important Israel is to the U.S. nor that Israel is the US’s best ally in the Middle East, nor how important Israel is for the Jewish people. But that is OK. Did you know that Netanyahu was reelected thanks to Obama's turning his back on him? The Israelis admit to it.

Now, Israel is the only country that stands for and protects the Jews in the world. So I find it offensive when you all criticize its leader, and call him a murderer. I find if offensive that you all support a country like Iran, whose ignorant leader denies the holocaust.

Mike Hawk

 
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