Fwd: FW: Fwd: Brain Transplant

date:Wed, Sep 2, 2015 at 11:51 AM
subject:Fwd: FW: Fwd: Brain Transplant

Subject: Fwd: Brain Transplant

Subject: Fwd: Brain Transplant


  In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain."
  The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"
  The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."
  The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"
  The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."


"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian."
Henry Ford 


gruaud said...


Good luck with that.

Mr_Creosote said...

More RW "humor" that's so forced and obvious would have a 12 year old rolling their eyes at how stale it is. Yeah, send it "to a smart republican"...the kind of troglodyte RW dads or granddads who still use AOL...the kind that will fake laughter just to be a mindless team player.

Then we get some "what stupid people think smart people sound like" bromide:

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian"

Oh my. What about the genesis of corporate welfare of how the "evil" government gave that land and subsidized the development of by businesses?

Fast forward to now to where business runs government. Any dolt that reflexively thinks that corporate interests will make him/her happy and prosperous should take a closer look at what used to be a thriving middle class.


Mike Hawk said...

No Mr_Creosote.....YOU, my friend are the "DUMB ASS"!!

The labor unions in this country and their exorbitant demands are what made corporate America move almost all its manufacturing overseas and thus...the downfall of the middle class in "Leave It To Beaver" United States.

Now, "fast forward" to today in some Southern rural Red States where companies like Toyota, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Kia are building cars in union-free labor facilities in right-to-work States. Everybody benefits....and we no longer see asshole lazy folks who were unionized during the "hay days" of Detroit who made $40 to $60 dollars an hour (back many decades ago) to tighten a few bolts on the wheels/tires of cars as they came down that inefficient production line that was building piece of SHIT American gas-guzzling vehicles.

Mr_Creosote....you liberal musings are sad and uniformed.

Mike Hawk

P.S. - I always laugh at the left-leaning idiots on here who have never had to meet a payroll and deliver a QUALITY product. Ya'll live in a fantasy world....idealism 101 world, if you will.

Mike Hawk said...

your....not you. oops! ;-)

Anonymous said...


English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Anonymous said...

Hey Mike, during "Leave it to Beaver" times union membership was much, higher than it is today. A big reason that we had a strong middle class at the time was due to the strength of unions. The decline of the middle class and the decline of unions track each other pretty closely.

Once again you prove that you're nothing but a wingnut stooge. You've downed the conservative cool-aid like the good little dunce you are.

Mike Hawk said...

8 years of recession. Keep on blaming Bush, assholes. This inept president is only on the warpath to complete destruction. Stop giving him a pass. Try to be objective. Just cause you wear a giant 'D' on your jacket doesn't mean you give the idiot a pass. When did liberals and Democrats become mindless zombies? Does the D stand for dumb ass?

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...


I think that is TWO words....mother fucker.

Anon...you "is" brilliant!!!! LMAO

Mike Hawk

Thx 4 Fish said...

Yes indeed, Anonymous, but many 'uniformed' Americans don't have a clue that US manufacturers moved overseas to take advantage of lax or nonexistent pollution standards even more so than low wages. I've smelled the rivers in China-they reek, and the air is toxic on many days. Only an authoritarian state could mistreat its people so. After all they don't have any unions to protect them.

Mike Hawk said...

cool-aid? Really???

Try - Kool-Aid?

Dang....you liberal weenies are not good spellers or very brand conscience. LMAO

Mike Hawk

CharlieE said...

Dang....you liberal weenies are not good spellers or very brand conscience. LMAO

Mike Hawk not use grammar good.

He also seems to be completely unaware of the fact that this country had the highest economic growth at the same time that union membership was at an all-time high. Perhaps not coincidentally, the top marginal tax rate at that time was 91%, under a Republican president.

He also seems to be unaware that even if he offers a QUALITY product, no one can buy it if no one is earning any money, which is pretty much what happens when you kill opportunities for the poor and middle class to earn any kind of a decent wage.

And YET AGAIN, he demonstrates an inability to contribute anything useful here. He just shows up to deliver personal attacks, peppered with the occasional Right Wing talking point.

Don't feed the troll, kids.

Mike Hawk said...

Oh, sorry CharlieE: brand-conscious...not conscience.

Auto correct/spellcheck is crazy...crazier than all
you liberal Weenies on here, combined.


Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

And yet you're the biggest bitch on spelling here, and you can't spell to save your life.

Fucking hypocrite.

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