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The Best Surgeon In California
Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost sever fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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Sadly, the joke worked better when it was "a cowboy" who became Bush, and probably half a dozen Presidents before him, since "riding a horse" isn't snooty enough for joke-world California. The cocaine reference made more sense, too.
I like that Snopes has it listed on their "Really now, what do you want from us?" page:
Yeah, this joke doesn't really work w/Nancy Pelosi. They need to come up with some new material, but then again, these hacks are tired and boring anyway.
I don't think Bush ever rode any actual horses, though. Word is he was afraid of them.
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