Fw: "Biker" Must read !!!!

The Biker"

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'

The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:



Celia said...

I liked the joke better when it was about an Arsenal (London-based football team) fan rescuing a child from a rottweiler, and the punchline was "Gooner bastard beats up family pet". But maybe I'm just nationally inclined that way.

Anonymous said...

Well, it just figures that the LIBERAL MEDIA would write the headline this way. We all know how LIBERAL the MEDIA is... it's insane. God-fearing Christian family Republicans simply can never get any "true news" bc we are always assaulted by LIBERAL MEDIA spin & lies... also.

Anonymous said...

Aww, I just love the smell of pure racism in the morning....

Marc with a C said...

Yeah. Because what we really need more of in this country is a media which won't be so critical of the military.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this is the kind of newspaper that the Snowbilly Grifter reads? Remember when she told Katie Couric that she reads "all the newspapers, Katie.. all of 'em..."

This newspaper must be the one that Bible Spice reads first thing daily... given how she speachified also, you betcha, wink wink, shout out to the racists in the audience, when she was campaigning, also, too, wink, also and also... wink, too, also...

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