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Who knew Obama rides in two custom presidential limos?! Thanks to MRWD fan Wally for sending us the evidence in a forward. -m

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Quote from article in today's Wall Street Journal on Exxon and Chevron
profits:

    Kenneth Cohen, Exxon's vice president in charge of public affairs and
    lobbying, urged the US government Friday to open all offshore areas,
    as well as federal lands in Alaska and the Rocky Mountains.

    He argued the move would create 160,000 jobs and generate $1.7
    trillion in government revenue over two decades, citing a study
    commissioned by the American Petroleum Institute, an oil industry
    trade group.  "We can do this in an environmentally sage way," Mr.
    Cohen said.

    The request drew immediate criticism from Capitol Hill.  "At a time
    when we are seeking to reinvigorate our economy by moving America
    towards a renewable energy future, Exxon asking for more land to
    drill is just and embarrassment," said Rep. Edward Markey (D.,
    Mass.), chairman of the energy independence and global warming select
    committee.

So let's see if I got this right.  Here we have private companies with a
long term proven track record of delivering on their promises offering to
use their money (no bailouts here) to find domestic resources that will
create: 1) significant numbers of jobs; 2) reduction of dependence on
foreign oil (i.e. enhanced energy security); and a huge amount of revenue
for the government, all being done in a proven environmentally sound way.
And we have a Democratic leader saying this promise is an embarrassment
since he wants to spend our money (definitely a bailout or at least a huge
subsidy required here) to try to develop unproven or uneconomic technology.

This after the Democrats disingenuously paid lip service to drilling during
the election cycle.

NOW THIS IS CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN.

Subject: FW: The Bailout Mascot

Gotta laugh when you read the truth.

The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said,
"If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.  Who will help me
plant it?"

                          "Not I," said the cow.
                          "Not I," said the duck.
                          "Not I," said the pig.
                         "Not I," said the goose.

  "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
         The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
        "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

                          "Not I," said the duck.
                 "Out of my classification," said the pig.

                  "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
        < "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.


  "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.


                  At last it came time to bake the bread.


       "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.


              "That would be overtime for me," said the cow.


              "I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.


           "I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.


  "If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,"  said the goose.


          "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

  She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
   They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.  But the little red
               hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

             "Excess profits!" cried the cow.  (Nancy Pelosi)

          "Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.  (Barbara Boxer)


        "I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.  (Jesse Jackson)

              The pig just grunted in disdain.  (Ted Kennedy)


    And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and
             around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

  Then the farmer (Obama) came.  He said to the little red hen, "You must
                            not be so greedy."

            "But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.


     "Exactly," said Barack the farmer.  "That is what makes our free
 enterprise system so wonderful.  Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much
      as he wants.  But under our modern government regulations, the
 productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who
                           are lazy and idle."

   And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen,
   who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."



   But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her.  She never again
 baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.  And
       all the Democrats smiled.  'Fairness' had been established.



    Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;  perhaps no one
 cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

"This bit

 'I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.'  

*Norman Mattoon Thomas ( November 20, 1884 - December 19,
1968) was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time
presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America . *
*The Socialist Party candidate for President of the US,
Norman Thomas, said this in a 1944 speech: *
*" The American people will never knowingly adopt
socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every
fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a
socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say:
"I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party
. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform."*

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 Hello!! - Is anyone in Chicago, Illinois awake?????? 

This is awesome.  It makes me feel good just passing it on to you.  Click on the link and ENJOY. BOB   I hope you can all listen to this.  I can't imagine the work it took to pull this off.  It is great. http://www.bornagainamerican.org/index.html

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This should make Republican mad as hell and democrats should hang their
heads in shame. Barney Frank is clearly the ringleader of the Fannie Mae
and Freddie Mac mess.

> *Subject:* BANNED VIDEO
>
>
>
> *This video clearly shows that George Bush tried to warn Congress
starting
> in 2001, that this economic crisis was coming, if something was not done.
> But congress refused to listen, along with the arrogant, Congressman
Barney
> Frank. This video says it all.
> The liberal media reportedly did not want this video on You Tube; it was
> taken off.
> This link is of the same video but is routed through Canada . Everyone in
> America needs to see this before it is yanked off the airwaves again!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1*
>
/watch?v=cMnSp4qEXNM&NR=1>

Thanks guys for this, a second exhibit of flight 1549 photoshop wizardry!

"This is a great right wing email because it blends the irrational hatred of both the environment and brown people." - Matt

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.



While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , y! our home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C

<HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
AVIATION FUEL TAX
AIRPLANE PROPERTY TAX
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medic! are Tax& nbsp;
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage ChargeTax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press "1"
for English.

I hope this goes around the
USA
at least 100 times

What happened?????

Divorce Agreement between Liberal and Conservative America

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S Of course you could not forget Pelosi as leader of the gang!

To understand the next 4 years you have to understand the world according to Chicago . While it is a city of Illinois it is also a completely different country with a whole different set of morals and language.

Oh Man, wish we could clear out Washington D.C. and replace them with men like Sheriff Joe. LOTS OF THEM !!!!

SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well.........

SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays.. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.

The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.

The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.

I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand.

He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.

Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote..
Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of Sheriff.

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona ) who created the ' Tent City Jail':
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but 'G' movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For Discrimination.

He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.

When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working
ON My Chain Gangs.

He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton......If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'


More On The Arizona Sheriff:

With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued
Pink Boxer Shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.

Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.

'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,
But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,So Shut Your Mouths!'

Way To Go, Sheriff!

Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

In keeping with our aircraft theme.. Thanks Dave.