Fw: Fw: Plant a Pig Today

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                     Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer!



                     Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today.  Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort. In Seville, Spain, some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslims had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials...
                     No protests were needed by the local people... and it worked!!
                     No dummies, these Spaniards. They found a very clever solution!
                     No protests needed!

                     In Texas, we have an over abundance of feral pigs. Texans could send them all over the country and we'd just plant them everywhere! After all, pig contaminated soil would surely drift in the wind, and we could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other ranges one might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.

                     Americans, put on your thinking caps and let's find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, then let's do it!

                     Sincerely,
                     Your Committee for the Betterment of America

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. What hatred. What bigotry. What ignorance. What bile. And what a horrible waste of innocent and tasty pigs.

For shame, wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer"



Simple answers for simple people.

Anonymous said...

Oh no, a "spreading menace" of 0.8% of the population.

ferschitz said...

hmmm.... I'll just wait for conservatives to swing by and "justify" this nasty little pos. Way to go, all you good "christiany" people.

WWJD? I think J would be more than a little ashamed at how you behave. Just saying...

ferschitz said...

hmmm.... I'll just wait for conservatives to swing by and "justify" this nasty little pos. Way to go, all you good "christiany" people.

WWJD? I think J would be more than a little ashamed at how you behave. Just saying...

Thx 4 Fish said...

Rightwingers: If buried pigs keep Muslims away from land, think of what wearing a real pig nose in public could do for you: Muslims will stop speaking to you and will quickly move out of your way wherever you go. And you will be able to easily identify like-minded people by THEIR pig noses. Make a bold political statement and wear your pig nose with pride! Just don't wander out into the countryside where you could be mistaken for a feral pig.

Anonymous said...

You know, I hear that pigs also keep away Jews! Let's put pork byproducts in all of our food to stop this spreading meanace to the German way of life!

If it doesn't work, well then I guess we'll have to think of another solution. Any ideas?

gruaud said...

Don't you guys burn crosses on lawns, too?

Snarla said...

"Islamic rules"--*snort* yeah, why quote Qur'an or hadith or precedent when you can just pull stuff out of your ass?

Hey, what are the "Christian rules" about building churces? What can we bury in the ground to stop those being built? Science texts?

Thx 4 Fish said...

I think putting up statues of gay lovers embracing across the street from Fundie Churches might be along the same lines as the pig burial idea. Its easy to be disrespectful to almost any group. Except no one but the barbarian right-wingers would WANT to be that disrespectful.

Unknown said...

Nothing wrong with standing up for what is right. Spreading hate is worse than planting pigs!

katz said...

But...you're spreading hate by planting pigs...

Anonymous said...

Shut up u tucking Muslim Nazi lovers! Lets hold their mouths open and pour pigs blood down their stupid world dominance seeking throats! Muslims aren't religious they're ideologists. Fuck off u fucking fucks! There hows that for hate? I despise Muslims as much as they despise anyone who isn't Muslim. You have to be an idiot not to! They want aaaall of you dead! I'm gonna wear a Minnie pig around my neck! HAH!

Anonymous said...

I'm an American DAMN it! And I wont tolerate this shit! I'm starting the hugest fucking pig farm ever! Aint letting those infidel killing woman hating bastards take over what's mine!

Anonymous said...

So... is this some kind of new performance art style troll?

 
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