FW: A Young Arab asks his father

Subject: A young Arab asks his father:


 Sounds about right ?
A young Arab asks his father:
- What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?
It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !
- And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?
It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !
- And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !
Tell me, papa...
Yes, my son?
Why are we living in Dearborn , Michigan and still wearing all this shit?


Anonymous said...

Pretty sure the hat is a religious thing, not to "protect your head from the sun". Especially since it wouldn't do a very good job of that since it has no brim.

Anonymous said...

Stupid immigrants with their "religion" and "culture" and "customs". What do they think this is, a free country?

Valeyard said...

Now maybe they can explain platform shoes, leg warmers, and ironic T-shirts.

Anonymous said...

American Boy: "What's that thing you wear around your neck during the week, Dad?"

American Dad: "A necktietie! Neckties date back to the 30 Years War in 17th Century Europe!"

Boy: "What's that thing you wear on your head on the weekend?"

Dad: "A cowboy hat! All-American cattle ranchers wear them to protect their heads from the sun and rain!"

Boy: "And those things you like to wear on your feet?"

Dad: "Cowboy boots! The leather boots cover your calves and keep them from getting pinched in the stirrup leathers, and the high heels keep your feet from sliding through the stirrups!"

Boy: "And those pants you wear on the weekend?"

Dad: "Blue jeans! They're working man's attire - nice and tough to wear well!"

Boy: "But Dad...we're living in 21st Century suburban America. You work in an office. And (much like that idiot president you voted for, by the way) you've never been on a horse in your life. Why are you still wearing this shit?"

ferschitz said...

Being a culturally iggorant bully is just so badass Christiany 'n all... yuck yuck yuck...

Hooray4US said...

My white fat@$$ t-tarded parents went to the Glenn Beck-Sarah Palin Grift Tent Revival show and all I got was this lousy T-Tardshirt.

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