A  father wanted to read a magazine but

was being bothered by his little girl.
She wanted to know what the United States looked like.

Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which
was printed the map of the country.

Tearing  it into small pieces, he gave it to her and said, 'Go into the
other room and see if you can put this together.
After  a few minutes, she returned and handed him the map, correctly
fitted and taped together.
The  father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly..

'Oh,'  she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus.

When  I got all of Jesus back where He belonged,

Then our country just came together.'
 This one  is worth forwarding. OVER AND  OVER AMEN!!!!
When we get Jesus back where He  Belongs--
Our country  will come together!!!


Anonymous said...

Oh bloody fucking hell. What utterly ridiculous garbage. Sometimes I wish there really was a War on Christmas just to spite these people.

Zeno said...

Oy. I should not have read this just before breakfast.

gruaud said...

Geography is just a theory!

Anonymous said...

Your Daddy tore up a picture of JESUS? Isn't that, like, a sin, or something?

ferschitz said...

Living in bizarro fantasy-land. I think Jesus must get more than a little annoyed at teh stoooopit rendered in his name. srsly

Anonymous said...

First one in a long while to make me roll my eyes and vomit a little in my mouth. Let's keep Jesus in Texas and off the coasts.

caticat said...

in church? in your imagination?

Valeyard said...

In Heaven, naturally.

CharlieE said...

Funny, though, how the people who are so preoccupied with putting Jesus in the White House are so opposed to his teachings as a matter of policy.

Take care of the poor? No.
Take care of the sick? No.
Peace? I don't think so.

Hooray4US said...

Jesus was a hippie socialist. Are these "christianists" so sure they want him on the backside of a map of the USA???

katz said...

That is quite a contrived anecdote.

Marc with a C said...

The story would work a lot better if this were the image on the back of the map instead (SFW...sorta):


Bebe 99 said...

You have to wonder what does Jesus mean to people who, as CharlieE said, don't care for the poor or the sick, but do advocate war against countries with no military. And I'll add don't give a hoot for children either. Is he just a picture of a nice man to these folks?

ermin said...

What kind of crappy magazine has maps of the U.S. and pictures of Jesus?
And why tear up the map when all the kid asked was what the U.S. looks like?
And what weirdo kid asks what the U.S. looks like?

Anonymous said...

Maybe his little girl should have gone to a better school where they teach basic geography, rather than just the Bible.

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