*Whether or not you're ok with a mosque near Ground Zero, this is very funny
and too clever not to pass on!
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I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being
built near Ground Zero.
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I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque
should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of
the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other being a
topless bar "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to
that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant, called something like “ Iraq
o’ Ribs”?
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop
(Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side
a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass
it on.
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8 comments:
DERP! DERP DERPITY DERP!!!
You've pretty much described the neighborhood as it currently stands.
And it's not a mosque. And it's not at "Ground Zero."
I have to agree my love of sexy lingerie and ham steak, like any beliefs and preferences, should not have any bearing on my right to buy and build on property. I'm surprised this is getting sent around by wingers, as it is all about freedom for everyone, not just wingers.
This "joke" is growing mold already. Quite an accomplishment for a controversy that sprang out of nowhere a few months back.
Like I've said before, if that's "tolerance," put the insultingly-named adult store and lingerie shop next to Christian churches, too. I'm sure they'll do quite well, if conservative family values politicians are any indication.
Jesus Christ, you numb fucks can't even spell tolerance, let alone practice it.
Teh stooopit, it burnz.
As someone else commented, that neighborhood already HAS places like this in it, so why should more titty bars & sex palaces be built there now?? Idiots.
And finally: nice going, oh great "family values" "christiany" crowd... pretty much what I'd expect from your mob of fake phony lying hypocrits. And as another comment said: let's put all these titty bars & sex palaces next to every church in America, too. Think that would only be "fair."
Numbskulls.
@Valeyard, if you want the adult bookstores near churches to do well with the attendees and pastors, they may need to be gay bookstores.
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